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(Blank)-punk Nerd Peeves

Shadowrun: A pen & paper game that takes place in 2053-2070 (depending on edition) that clashes semi-futuristic technology with reawakened magic and fantastical creatures such as Trolls, Orcs, and Dragons. Cyberpunk meets D&D. Usually not well liked by Cyberpunk purists, especially not liked by Cyberpunk legend William Gibson.

Cyberpunk 2020: An ACTUAL Cyberpunk pen & paper game.

You: Someone on the forums who is trying to look clever, and failing to do so.

(Also, if you are curious why the quoted individual wrote ‘Elve’ instead of ‘Elf’ it is probably because they tried to de-pluralize ‘Elves’. Public education FTW!)

This is Why No One RPs With Me

Chuck Norris Fact #684: Chuck Norris wishes he was Norris MF-ing Brewshatter.

What? You Thought There Was Only ONE D3?

There is a special place in gamer hell for me. (Click here if you don’t get the joke.)

WarPony 40k

For Celestia!

Ninjas Are Bad Babysitters

You know this guy gets teased constantly back at the ninja academy.

Bad Day At the Tatooine Health Fair

Doc: Uh… It looks like you got something in your eye.
Vry: Rawrrawrsnarlrawr!
Doc: I’m going to take that as “No, I don’t need help Doc. Go wait on the ship.”

Transmog Project: Mech Knight

HEAD: Justicebringer 2000 Specs
Shoulder: Sanctified Lightsworn Shoulderguards
SHIRT: Brown Linen Shirt
CHEST: Merciless Gladiator’s Scaled Chestpiece
BELT: Girdle of the Endless Pit
LEGS: Merciless Gladiator’s Lamellar Leggaurds
BOOTS: Veteran’s Lamellar Greaves
GLOVES: Gauntlets of Martial Perfection
CAPE: Recovered Scarlet Onslaught Cape
WEAPON: Peacekeeper Blade
SHIELD: Force Reactive Disk
TABARD: Bilgewater Cartel

It’s True You Know

Maybe I’m alone in this, but this is all that comes to mind whenever anyone mentions “Garrosh Hellscream”.

Blizz Meme Monday #3

What’s that? It’s Monday, you say? Well, how about another Blizz Meme Monday… WITH PONIES?!

Behold! The Secret of Warlock POWAH!

“We can’t call it ‘The Warlock Manual’!  Think of the negative press! Think of the angry letters! Think of all the ticked off mages!”

“Well, how about we add some of that time travel stuff those dumb mages like, and call it ‘DoT training’ instead?”

“That’ll work. No book-burning angry protestor ever looks past the cover anyway.”

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