Warning: This post contains spoilers for the first chapter of the Imperial Agent storyline in Star Wars: The Old Republic. To see a spoiler-free summary of the storyline please check this page instead.
The hunt is on the find ‘The Eagle’ and all his little terrorist buddies across the Galaxy. But before that can start, you’ve been called to a special meeting, with a special little insane someone. That someone would be Darth Jadus’ daughter – Darth Zhorrid. She has taken her late father’s seat on the Dark Council and she’s not about to give it up to anyone. Of course, she also delights in being an utter disappointment to her daddy. Where Jadus was cool, calculated, and seethed with a undercurrent of hate, Zhorrid is just plain batty. She sics her guards on you as soon as you walk in the door, then giggles when you kill them for instance. She comes off as completely insane right at the go and worse yet, you HAVE to work for her. She demands it. Of course, even that isn’t simple because while she is fine with you running around and going pew pew with terrorists, she wants you to also find the REAL killers of her father. Which in her head are decidedly not the terrorist but some vast conspiracy within the Dark Council. She wants that dealt with. Not for revenge on her father though. Oh no. But because she REAAALLY likes having his seat on the Dark Council and doesn’t want anyone to try and oust her. With that demand given, she shoos you on your way where Watcher Two drops your next assignment – destroy the terrorist cells on Balmorra and Nar Shadaa.
And since this is the last time I will be talking about a ‘Chapter One’ story… what the heck is the point of giving you both of these at the same time? They do the same thing with Alderaan and Tatooine. Watcher Two even mentions to handle the order you do them in “your discretion” BUT there’s a clear leveling curve to the game. The enemies on Nar Shadaa are several levels higher than Balmorra. You are meant to do them in order, but then they hand you both quests and say “Do them in any order” but you CAN’T. I dunno. That irritated me all the way back in Beta and I just wanted that off my chest.
The war torn planet of Balmorra is just ripe for trouble. It’s not exactly a shock that the first terrorist cell would turn up here. Actually what’s more surprising is that it’s just a singular terrorist cell. The Eagle could probably have the entire resistance and the Republic “defectors” in his back pocket. Instead, it’s just one dude named Gray Star and his team. Aside from the fact that Gray Star sounds like a character on some weird SatAM space western cartoon, this should be cake, right?
Well your first job is to get in touch with your local contact in Imperial Intelligence who hangs out in the office of a warehouse. He points you to HIS inside man who has already infiltrated the Resistance – one Sanju Pyne. You go and get the official introduction with the Resistance’s number two: Chemish Or (Her last name drove me nuts, because the quest instructions always say ‘Return to Chemish Or’ and EVERY SINGLE TIME I immediately asked in my head ‘Or what?’ before it finally dawned on me at the end of my third playthrough that it was her name). She wants you to do a quick job to run over to the Droid Factory and snag a crate of power cores. Depending on your conversation options, Chemish can be quite upfront with you about what they’re for – turning them into explosives to blow up Sobrik, the Imperial town on Balmorra.
Honestly, this is probably one of the more annoying missions here simply because it uses one of those big square rooms with a pit that you have to fight around clockwise to reach the destination (it pops up a few places in the game, and I always hate it) but you eventually find the power cores and get contacted by Sanju. Sanju warns you that a lot of innocent imperials will die if you hand back those power cores but he suggests a way that there is no possible means to detect foul play but render them harmless. Stick them in a giant magnet. Okay, not really but that is pretty much the idea. You run the crate through the machine and it fries all the cores. This is your Light Side option and the results work out in your favor. Kind of? Sure, Chemish is still super suspicious but there’s nothing she can pin directly on you. Even her own people attest that the cores are old and could have failed at any time. The dark side option of course is just bringing Chemish the cores. She pretty much trusts you that point.
How you chose to resolve the last mission determines how the next one begins. Either you are in the doghouse with Chemish and get one last chance to prove yourself, or she has a vital mission for her new cohort. The job is pretty much just ‘Go into a cave and download some data before wiping it’ but the complication comes in the form of the entire place being gassed with toxins that either drove the terrorists insane or just killed them. So you get to fight your way through to get the data. Again though, Sanju calls in with some brilliant advice. You should send him a copy of all the data so he can make sure that the Imperial spies on the list can all get extra protection or removed from the planet. Which you know, won’t be suspicious at all. I’m starting to think that Sanju is trying to get me killed. But it turns out I’m wrong. See, if you give them the data you are immediately make Chemish’s ‘suspect list’ but you are given a dark side option to instead throw Sanju under the bus and blame him for it all to keep your cover. Which may seem cruel, but if you don’t give Sanju the data, he’ll try and duplicate the list on his own and start sending off protection anyway and he will be killed by the Terrorist Cell (or you) when you return to their secret base.
So at this point, you are either on the Cell’s bad side or their star quarterback (or um… a midfielder I guess for anyone outside of the states?) regardless there will be one final super-special-awesome mission that only you have the skills to complete. So of course the game disregards your choices, right? Well, not exactly but we’ll get to that in a moment. The mission is to break out an unknown terrorist cell member from the Republic base holed up in the Balmorran Arms Factory. To do this you need to find said agent, deliver a package as well as coordinates to a safe house. Now when you arrive, provided he is still alive Sanju will contact you to reveal that this ‘agent’ is actually Gray Star himself, and Sanju has a plan to divert Gray Star to a different safe house where he can be apprehended by the Empire with Sanju replacing him and sending out dummy orders that essentially turn the cell into an unwilling arm of the Empire. This is probably Sanju’s best plan yet, but it can only come about if you make all the right choices leading up to this point (Light Side at the ‘Get the List’ mission, don’t take the dark side to sacrifice Sanju) otherwise you’re only real option is to just kill Gray Star and make a split back to Sobrik for debriefing. When you get back to the ship, Watcher Two contacts you to update you that they have intercepted terrorist information that refer to a mysterious new weapon called “Eradicators”.
Our next stop is Shadowtown in Nar Shadaa, an Imperial prison for dissidents that need to just be tossed someplace to rot away the years. Our contact here is in the high security cells and goes by the name ‘Watcher X’. X was imprisoned when he went mad and starting becoming more and more paranoid and making strange connections claiming conspiracies everywhere. But he’s still trustworthy as a former Watcher he has the sensation of physical pain when he disobeys are an order from a superior (part of the Watcher genetic programming and training) and if that doesn’t do it, he also has a bomb lodged in his head. So you know, incentive to not mess around. That doesn’t mean it’s not risky because Watcher X is a genius and been playing the game a lot longer than you have, as demonstrated by his ability to walk you through the steps of sizing him, the room, and the situation up when you first meet. Watcher X gives you the run down of the situation: the terrorists are manufacturing and testing a new genetic modification called ‘Cyclone’ that enhances the users speed and agility allowing anyone off the street to become a natural assassin. Downside is that the stuff is lethal, it will burn you up from the inside not long after injecting it. You need to shut down the manufacture and distribution of this stuff to cripple a potent tool of the terrorists.
Watcher X however will need a sample of the drug in order to track down its maker. This can be done by getting a sample of the stuff or having it in the bloodstream by getting it injected. He points you to a genetic modification black market dealer that would probably have connections and then offers to make it more convincing as a buyer by injecting you with a toxin that will temporarily mimic genetic damage (No, I don’t know how that’s possible. It’s science. I don’t have to explain it.) You can take the shot and it will give you a better ‘in’ with the buyer if you plan to go the peaceful route, yet sadly the dealers (a brother and sister pair) tell you that they just sold their last vial of cyclone to some evocii (The natives from Hutta). If really play up the fake the weak and broken act though, you’ll get some extra dialogue from Kaliyo. You then can track down the evocii dead in an alleyway and extract a blood sample. Of course, if you want to go the dark side route with this you’ll quickly find out that those sibling dealers were lying as after you blast their kneecaps and say some nice threatening words, they’ll take you for a slaver and hand over anything you want to leave them alone – including a vial of cyclone.
The next bit of the mission has Watcher X sending you to Duros to find a Bio-scanner in an old lab. This will lead you to discover the… /sigh ‘genetic markings’ identify that the company who produced it is called Synchet. Synchet however went out of business five years ago. Luckily there’s a former Synchet executive holed up still here on Nar Shadaa in a palatial casino suite that no one but his droids (and his one non-droid assistant) can gain access to. What you need again is an ‘in’, something to make this guy – Jordel Tlan – NEED you. Watcher X’s suggestion? Poison him. Use the chemicals in the lab with the bio-scanner and whip something up, then give it to a drink delivery droid and enjoy. Or I suppose if you didn’t want to be needlessly cruel (although not earning Dark Side points), you could just convince Netula, the assistant, to let you speak to Tlan by telling her to tell him it’s about Cyclone. There’s that I suppose. But really it’s much more fun to watch the fat jerk squirm a bit while you interrogate him and dangle the antidote like a juicy bait. Either way will net you the intel you want: VerveGen, the subsidiary of Synchet that dealt with genetic mods, was sold off in the liquidation years ago to an anonymous buyer who paid in cash. Well if that ain’t a big yellow “TERRISTS IZ HUR” sign, I dunno what is. Tlan points you to the VerveGen offices in upper Nar Shadaa where Watcher X has you hack into the HoloNet around the area because he’s blockaded from doing so.
You head back to Shadowtown to meet with X who has discovered a rather large deal is about to go down for a batch of Cyclone. Undoubtedly, the terrorist cell leaders will be in attendance and thus security will be higher than ever and all employees dismissed early for the day. The only ones permitted to enter or exit will be the mindless droids. Which thankfully Watcher X wants to turn you into. Okay not really, but he does want to stick implants into that will fool any sensors as well as project a hard light holoprojection giving you the appearance of a droid. He offers to give you anesthesia to knock you out for the surgery but you can refuse to let yourself be unconscious around Watcher X and get the implants put it while fully awake and not numbed up at all. You make it into the VerveGen offices no problem and can sit in on the meeting with the local terror cell leaders on HoloCall with The Eagle, and you are given ample chances to ‘spring the trap’ and announce your presence or just keep waiting until they all start wondering why the heck there’s a droid standing behind them. If you wait, you’ll get the option of letting the non-terrorists corporate flunkies go for some Light Side points. Then you fight! Afterwards, you find the sole survivor – a cyborg – shivering on the ground and you get the moral choice of either letting Watcher X hack his brain or convincing him to confess in exchange for his safety. Either way, you get your final target now that the leaders are dead: a massive communications hub used to schedule meets and drop offs with other terrorist cell members.
The adventure on Nar Shadaa ends with you destroying the massive array which sends a ripple effect across the HoloNet and glitches out systems planet-wide… including the Shadowtown prison complex. Yeah, you get a call from Watcher X right after who explains that yes, he has escaped. Yes, this was his plan since the moment you stepped into his cell. But the whole thing was mutually beneficially. He asks you to lie to Intelligence about his escape and in exchange will give you a ton of intel on everything from Watcher Two and her mental conditioning to Kaliyo’s full background and all known aliases. A tempting offer really without much time to decide since his call is nearly interrupted by Watcher Two’s. If you choose to confess that Watcher X escaped, you are tasked with hunting him down at the spaceport and eliminating him. Otherwise, well, good job agent. Head back to your ship. Job is done. Oh and Kaliyo thinks you’re a coward.
Did I say we were done with Nar Shadaa? I’m sorry. I meant Darth Zhorrid is here to be a pain in the patoot and send us right back there. Oh yes, how could we have forgotten our new dark lord Darth Zhorrid? She is most cross with us for failing to find Jadus’ REAL assassins. Not those silly terrorists, but the Dark Council members who are planning to usurp Zhorrid as well! Of course! But the Darth has a job for you to redeem yourself with. Go back to Nar Shadaa, find this guy named Vyord Yanol who used to be an advisor of Darth Jadus, and drag him back to Zhorrid so she can extract all of her daddy’s secrets from the “force-blind” (which I can’t help but feel is some manner of slur in this context, like mudblood or muggle) in exchange for a pat on the head. Or you can kill him and get slapped in the face. Also, fun fact about this interlude: If you do the mission normally, you find that Zhorrid’s office is covered in corpses from people she’s been torturing to make ‘music’ (Why do the good Darth’s all die and we get stuck with fruitcakes?) but if you make mention of blaming Keeper in the dialogue with Zhorrid at the start of the mission, you’ll arrive at the end to Keeper being tortured by Zhorrid instead. After that, Watcher Two contacts you with another clue about the Eradicator weapons: the terrorists want to “burn the galaxy” with them and they require targeting codes. My guess is either a satellite or an internet mob.
Tatooine is home to a terrorist cell called the ‘Ghost Cell’ due to their expertise in stealth and infiltration. Watcher Two directs you to a recent defector from the cell who left as a ‘matter of conscience’ who will only meet you in person. You then get in touch with them from holocall terminal. Not entirely sure that this person knows what “in person” means. She asks you to destroy the Imperial but easily hackable holocam droids all over the city and then trade them to a junk dealer who will give you a mouse droid for them. In your confusion about the trade, the mouse droid rushes off and you chase it to your meet location. Where the defector gasses the room and then points a gun at your head. Ah, isn’t a government job grand? Once its clear who you are and that neither party was followed, she apologizes and introduces herself as Mia Hawkins. Mia is a former resistance fighter against the Empire turned member of the Ghost Cell who left the cell when they started kidnapping civilians to use as ‘target practice’. She explains that the cell is insanely difficult to track because not only are they stealthy masters-of-disguise, they have hard-light holoprojectors that allow them to look like anyone. Crazy? Not really when you pulled the exact same stunt to pass off as a droid not one planet ago. The Cell is instructed by an individual simply called ‘The Old Man’ who carries out his teaching in ‘The Village’ (Not associated with M. Knight Shammylammy). Unfortunately, despite fleeing from there, Mia has no idea how to reach the Village. But she does know that there is a supplier that hangs out in the local cantina called ‘Dragon Eyes’. She suggests tagging suspicious people with trackers and then follow anyone that heads off when you announce you are looking for Dragon Eyes. Sure enough, Mia lets you know that she’s got the beat on a rodian who rushed off right after, but also that you have Ghost Cell assassins tailing you. Mia says she’ll go after the rodian, and directs you to a windfarm to deal with the assassins and… uh… hide the bodies afterward. Well, at least there’s an honest understanding between the two of you.
When you reach the wind farm and clear out the former inhabitants (Tusken Raiders, nothing lost) and set up some traps to blow up the assassins. After which, Mia shows up! She even starts to flirt with you some. How nice of her. And not suspicious at all that you said you were going to tail a rodian but are instead here and suddenly have become very attracted to me and oh gee is that your knife impaling my gut? Yea, if you don’t call her out on being a fake she stabs and poisons you. It’s actually one last assassin using that holographic disguise mentioned earlier. So you really don’t have an excuse to fall for this one. I mean, your not the Sith Inquisitor. HA. Meanwhile, the REAL Mia has tracked down Dragon Eyes who turns out is actually a goon for the Exchange named Milosh Varta. You head up to his home to find he’s not there, just his wife is home. And some of you right now are realizing the dire consequences that sentence poses especially in the wake of the ‘hiding the bodies’ comment and you would not be wrong. Indeed there are a variety of ways you can deal with Varta’s wife: you can force her to leave, you can force her to stay and then threaten and/or harm her to gain leverage or you can just kill her as a message to Milosh that you are not messing around. When Milosh finally comes home, the pay out of your previous action comes full circle with the addition of a few more things like blackmail or bribing Milosh into helping. In the end the result is pretty much always being that Milosh tells you that he has no idea where The Village is and that he leaves the supplies in crates in the desert to be picked up. When you return to Mia, you find that she has fled offworld knowing that no matter how things went down, you’d be forced to eliminate her as well. Aww. And we were having a nice/vaguely threatening relationship depending on which characters I was playing. She sent all her intel files to Keeper though. That’s nice.
So you hide in a box in the middle of the desert only to be whisked away to the far corner of the map. You fight through the Village to finally find the Old Man… and Mia. Apparently they used the holographic disguise to pose as some Imperials and arrested her. Apparently, Mia was part of the Old Man’s Big Plan (which would be a good name for this episode) in which he singled out Mia as the most likely to defect and ultimately lure an Imperial Agent out to the middle of nowhere to get killed and replaced by a Ghost Cell holo-disguised doppelganger. Which I would criticize as a plan where a lot of things could go wrong, but at the same time it actually worked out for him and I came. So uh… who’s the real fool? Anyway, you fight the Old Man and his team and then get a light/dark choice that ultimately doesn’t matter because if you don’t kill him, he’ll just kill himself. Then you can deal with Mia by either: letting her go, asking her to surrender, or just kill her. And that’s another cell wrapped up. Back on the ship, Watcher Two has another update. Intelligence had a failed raid on the Eagle’s base of operations. They found the place trashed and the Eagle already gone. However they have gained new intelligence on the ‘Eradicators’. They are techno-organic weapons with organic batteries fitted inside a weaponized technological shell and that means the terrorists can grow more wherever they have land to grow crops. That’s bad. Yea, we’ll go with ‘bad’ for that news.
Last we have Alderaan, home of the never ending dumb politics. Here we are supposed to make contact with a man named Vector Hyllus who has been absorbed into the hive mind of the local insectoids, the Killiks. He will hopefully provide direction to a financier of the noble houses that has been funneling money to the Eagle’s terrorist network. Vector is our first new companion since we met Kaliyo way back on Hutta, and he’s also the female agent love interest. He’s apparently also quite popular with the ladies? I know of several people I’ve met online over the years that profess to adore the bugboy but honestly I always found him a bit off putting. He’s kind and curteous as would be expected of a diplomat but everything is coated in this veneer of ‘not right’ that comes from his Killik joining. Be it the black eyes, the tendency to refer to the first person as ‘We’ instead of ‘I’, or just the weird offhand comments about the songs and colors of the universe… Vector always strikes me as a guy who is one secret away from being a stereotypical serial killer. As opposed to Kaliyo who is possibly an actual serial killer. Anyway, Vector informs you that based on the documents he was given, the financier deals with a large number of Alderaan’s noble houses including House Cortess who is a vassal of the Imperial aligned House Thul. He mentions that would be a good place to start your trail and then gives some tips on how to approach them (like show strength, be courteous, and DO NOT MENTION YOU ARE FROM IMPERIAL INTELLIGENCE.)
House Cortess follows in the same vein as pretty much every other house on Alderaan: They like to make you work for it. Favors, go here, go there. For instance, before Cortess even lets you in the door, you have to go and find their droids that disappeared. Not even their men. DROIDS. Then you get to meet the Baron and Baroness who have nothing more than a name to give you: Denri Ayl. The one person that seems to fit the profile given to you by Vector. But Denri has been missing for months, and no one knows where he went. The Baron assures you he will do his best to find it, but it’s probably not best to rely on the guy who lost droids five minutes from his front door, so we should probably check in with Vector again. Luckily, the Killiks come through using their weird hive mind thing. They ‘remember’ a member of House Alde who had dealing with Denri Ayl and that the House had extensive records kept their. This leads you to break into the massive estate of House Alde and find Ayl’s journal in their databanks. There you have some insight into what Ayl has been doing: he brokered a deal with the Mindak family on Dromund Kaas (See: The Prologue), helped set up a construction effort in the Broken Valley on Balmorra, and also meetings with individuals only referred to as “C” and “EE” that warn him away from dealing with House Thul (who has Imperial ties) just before the Jadus assassination. Hmm. Presenting these and more to Vector allows you to confirm that yes, it appears Denri Ayl bankrolled the terrorist attack on the Eradicator.
Taking the info you’ve gathered to the Baron will also net you an additional clue as he assembles your intel with his vaguely never defined gathered intel (my guess is that it’s actually nothing and he’s just reading the documents you have with local knowledge in mind), and he tells you that it appears that Denri’s last dealings were sending him to House Rist – likely for protection – and that since they are a house of assassins and thugs that you should avoid them and just wait for Denri to finish his dealings there. Should only be a month or two. Which is kind of a no go. Then the Baron’s wife – Chay – chats with you after her husband leaves. She confides inn you that she believes you can turn the tide and show the other noble houses not to fear Rist. Also she tries to seduce you. For some reason. I mean you can take her up on it. It doesn’t really change anything from I can tell. Just happens.
The trip to Rist is a pain in the rear – dealing with Rist always is in these missions. Who the heck builds their home in a single long winding corridor? I get the whole Rist = Hiss sound alike and poison assassins thing but you don’t have to make your home into a giant snake too. Anyway, you finally find Denri Ayl there and he taunts you saying that he knew you were coming and that you have his files before sending Rist goons at you while he runs away. You kill a bunch of faceless mooks and then fight Denri proper to be given the choice to: Dark Side – Kill him OR Light Side – Offer to help and then have him die anyway. These Light Side options don’t ever seem to work out in this storyline, do they? Well maybe his computer will have some info. Oh lookie he had a phone call just before we got there. With Baroness Chay Cortess. She cheated on my cheating with her! Or something. Well perhaps we should just have a chat about that in person and see what she has to say about- oh. We’re not allowed in anymore? Siccing the attack droids on us? Do they shoot bees? Or is that Vector? Speaking of Bugboy, he’s got a plan to get us into House Cortess – break the generators using “fingerlings” (small killiks who nest on the fingers of big killiks. Which is disgusting. And creepy.)
Once the generators are blown, it’s back one last time to House Cortess to “visit” that is to say team up with the Killiks to completely rip apart their defenses until you get inside. There you find the Baron and his wife arguing about what she has done. The Baroness defends her actions as doing what was necessary to protect House Cortess’ interests which confuses me a bit. Which part was protecting their interests? Joining forces with a faction of Anti-Imperial Terrorists? Sending a representative of the Empire to their deaths and then threatening them directly when they returned alive? Seducing you? What part of any of this actually would have helped House Cortess in the long run? You are a vassal of House Thul who is aligned with the Empire. Your estate is literally adjacent to Thul’s territory. There is no way this ends well for you. The Baron seems very much aware of the utter stupidity his wife has committed and has her killed right in front of you to prove his loyalty. However regardless of if view this as unnecessary, sufficient, or not enough it doesn’t matter. The Killiks want their share for helping out in this plot too and they’ve decided that they want House Cortess’ lands and estate for the expansion of their nest. That means the er… ‘removal’ of the former residents by some means. This is where it falls down to you to make the choice. You can choose to defend House Cortess right after they put you through hell and tried to have you killed, thus having to fight several waves of Killiks and making Vector betray the nest out of loyalty to the Empire or you can give the killiks what they want and kill the remaining members of House Cortess who would rather die than have ‘bugs’ live on their land (It was established on the annoying droid mission way way waay at the start that Cortess dislikes the Killiks to the point of being borderline racist about it.) Once the decision is made and the battle won, it’s time to send off the Baroness’ files back to the Watchers to comb over and to get off this planet. Keeper contacts you to let you and Vector know that he has contacted the Diplomatic Service to have Vector permenantly reassigned to your command.
OH! And fun side note, after the Vector recruitment cutscene you can run back inside House Cortess. If you gave the place to the Killik’s they’ve already begun converting the place into a hive. Just a little easter egg that I missed the first few times.
Back on your ship, there’s an emergency call from Watcher Two: They’ve tracked down The Eagle to a swamp on Hutta. You take off and head into the base, fighting your way to the rear where you find The Eagle letting his people know that they need to scour the swamps for something. As soon as they leave, he reveals that he knows you are there and the mission was a pointless errand to spare them from you. The Eagle then waxes on and on about the growing revolution and how the rebellion won’t stop regardless of what ever you do to him. Typically freedom fighter rhetoric. However there are a few bits of info that he will drop that is useful to know. Namely that the Eradicators that have already been launched will not be stopped by killing him. They are designed to just start randomly blasting things if they don’t get orders after so long. Also that The Eagle has an accomplice, a mysterious partner that has aided him from within the Empire and provided him with the technology for the Eradicators. The Eagle only holds half the codes for the Eradicators, and the unknown partner holds the other half. The battle with The Eagle is short and ends explosively as the terrorists seems to prefer taking himself out with a thermal detonator than be taken captive. In the wake of the explosion, Watcher Three arrives with a team of soldiers to confirm the Eagle’s claims. The Eradicators will begun randomly blowing stuff up unless you find the mysterious partner and their half of the code.
Back on Dromund Kaas, Keeper has called a meeting with you and Watcher Two. An operation to start dismantling Eradicators is underway based on the unlaunched one you found on Hutta, but the projections aren’t looking good. It would take up to weeks to find and dismantle them, and there is no way of knowing how long it will be before they activate. The only sure way to deal with this threat is to find the codes. Luckily, Watcher Two has been analyzing the transmissions from The Eagle’s base and found a number being sent to the uninhabited Artus System, so that’s where your search will begin. Before you leave however, Darth Zhorrid would like a word. You can also have a brief aside and romantic entanglement with Watcher Two before you leave. You find Zhorrid battered and bruised from going to make a scene at the Dark Council demanding respect and power and the Council in turn decided to kick her Sith butt. She demands her revenge on the terrorists since they are the ones who put her in this un-respected position before her tutelage under her father & master was complete. Naturally, you will be the one to do this for her because you are her most trusted agent or the agent who owes her for failing so many times.
When arriving in the Artus System, you find and land on an Imperial Dreadnaught drifting in the depths of space. You rendexvous with Watcher Two who gives you an ear piece so she can talk to you through the ship. Then you begin exploring the place. There’s a bunch of crazed people who will wildly attack you if you get close all over the ship and some brief journal entries that just go to explain exactly how this all ended up being like this: The ships residents began as 100 or so survivors of a year long trip that became a disaster before they were saved and subsequently abducted by one they only refer to as The Master. The Master subjects the survivors to psychological torture – depriving them of resources, randomly trapping them in darkness for unknown periods of time, and various other stress inducing acts – driving some to insanity, some into gibbering messes of fear, and others into a pure rage. You eventually find the helm of the ship and find out who the Eagle’s ally, the Imperial Traitor and The Master is:
That’s right. Darth Jadus. The Sith whose assassination launched the entire drive to find The Eagle. He apparently faked his death to fall outside of the eyes of both the Empire and the Dark Council, he manipulated and supported the terrorist cells into uniting under the Eagle to manufacture the Eradicators and disperse them across the Empire, and then he drop all his responsibilities onto his inept daughter to ensure that the Dark Council had their hands full dealing with her spoiled tantrums and whiny demands. Why did he do all this? To use the Eradicators to annihilate the rest of the Dark Council’s power bases and strongholds, to spread fear of an unknown threat in the sky, and then to return from his self-exile to claim the Empire as his own and begin his ‘Epoch of Fear’. All he needs now to complete his master plan is you and your half of the codes.
Watcher Two begins crunching the numbers in your ear and laying out the odds of survival in the various possibilities to counter Jadus’ plan. Watcher Two recommends that you activate the Eradicators just long enough to gain Jadus’ trust and allow you to sabotage the ship so it can’t escape, then trap Jadus in a ray prison until the military arrives. Of course if you don’t want to risk the few tens or hundreds of thousands of lives that might get wiped out while you handle things in Watcher Two’s plan, there’s the much riskier plan of shutting down the Eradicators completely which will leave you to directly deal with Jadus’ wrath and even if you manage to get away from him, it’s a suicide run to go set the ship to explode and then get off before it does – worse yet, if gives Jadus a chance to escape. Of course, there’s the third option. One that I don’t think you can actually do in any of the other storylines: You can join Jadus. Yea. Sign on with the villain. We are talking about a man who wants to disable the Imperial’s obsession with a hierarchy of lineage and power and establish equality for all under a regime of eternal fear and terror. Especially if you’re an alien in Imperial Intelligence I can’t say that would sound horrible. I mean, your treated like scum despite being the secret police. Watcher Two will protest, but if you agree with the “bad guy” you can by all means join him. If you do, you won’t have to scramble across the ship, you can rat out Watcher Two in the hanger, and Darth Jadus names you his “Hand” (Formally, The Hand of Jadus) and sends you to Dromund Kaas while his Eradicators rain down destruction to clear up his chair – in other words he wants you to kill Darth Zhorrid.
The first chapter pretty much ends right after the mission. Either Jadus is arrested, Jadus escapes or you serve Jadus. The eradicators either did no destruction, minimally acceptable destruction, or ALL the destruction. Now, of course, what becomes of you from some of these choices… well, well see when we get our next big mission in Chapter Two.
The Imperial Agent story has been compared to James Bond in a favorable sense, and this is the chapter where quite honestly it probably shows that the best. You are traveling around the galaxy in pursuit of an evil organization bent on destroying your government, and you have to infiltrate, sneak, lie and kill your way to success. Each planet brings a little bit of something different to the formula, from working under cover to infiltrate the cell on Balmorra to dealing with a dangerous rogue agent on Nar Shadaa to having to work with the enemy on Tatooine. Honestly, of any of the worlds it’s Alderaan that is probably the weakest. I mean no one’s motivation is explored or even makes a lot of sense. The secret intel you get from the financier does very little to give insight to the plans even once you know the truth of the ending.
Speaking of the ending, I will say that I am NEVER going to get tired of that twist. Even more so than the first time I saw it, which had my jaw on the floor, the second and third times I had the fun of actually getting to see exactly how much of that twist is set up in advance. Oh and it is. The first time I saw it did seem to come out of left field, but damn there is PLENTY of hinting in the Prologue about what Jadus is planning to do. All his talk of the democratization of fear and showing people his new vision of the galaxy. Yeah, that’s this. That is exactly what the Terrorists are doing. They are democratizing fear. How did Jadus survive? Well, he knew the attack was coming. He was the one commanding the terrorists. That’s also why he would do seemingly stupid things like demand that one lone agent be sent to stop them in the Dark Temple instead of squad. He wanted you specifically – his chosen – to see his machinations. Jadus was evil, but a genius as well. Heck, I was honestly expecting that The Eagle didn’t even really exist outside of holo-broadcasts. Then the fact that you can actually join him?! Oh man, how different would that be if the Jedi Knight could chose to join Darth Angral at the end of Chapter One? Or have the Trooper realize that Tavus was right and go rogue? That’s pretty much what this story is offering you.
Now is the first chapter flawless? Naw. There’s little bumps and problems here or there. The interlude mission here is pretty pointless, then again it’s a job for Zhorrid so isn’t that just par for the course. The characterization can seem weird on some of the NPCs, especially the one-world-only characters. Darth Zhorrid pretty much only exists to be annoying and make you hate working with the Sith that rule over you, and then she just vanishes from the story completely without closure unless you chose the join Jadus and kill her. Supposedly she comes back to play in one of the six endings of Chapter Three as the founder of Sith Intelligence, but she has no affect on the rest of the story. The Intelligence team however is given a lot of time to shine and get to know them, I had no issue recalling Watcher Three when he came back at the end of the Eagle’s base, Watcher Two is a great character as well as Keeper. The only new companion you get here is Vector, and as I said before I have never been a fan of the bug man. Though to be fair, I think that was part of his design. He seems to be very ‘alien’ in a Lovecraftian sense in terms of what he says, how he speaks and of course those pure black eyes. More power to you if you like the guy, but honestly I think he fits in more with the ‘In the Mouth of Madness’ crew than on my ship.
I will say that just like the prologue before it, this chapter does a wonderful job of setting up things of whats to come. From plot elements that will become more relevant further down the line, to just setting the tone of mistrust and deception that oozes from every chapter of this story. This isn’t the Jedi where good and evil are oh so easy to differentiate and this isn’t the Sith where power plays are these massive spectacles on par with the Red Wedding. This is the world of espionage – and you have no allies here. Till next time.
Warning: This post contains spoilers for the first chapter of the Smuggler storyline in Star Wars: The Old Republic. To see a spoiler-free summary of the storyline please check this page instead.
Oh the life on the open space-way. The thrill of adventure, the sights and sounds, the constantly having a jerk tail you around and try to kill you. Yes, when last we left the Smuggler we had just retrieved our starship from the dirty double dealer known as Skavak, who had stolen it in the first place while you were trying to unload some ‘illicitly transported’ guns to the war torn world of Ord Mantell. Seems that Skavak was working with a woman named Risha and he was stealing everything they needed for some epic quest to obtain the long lost treasure of the fabled space pirate Nok Drayan. Course now that all that stuff is on your ship and you have your ship, Risha is more than willing to deal with you instead of Skavak. Which puts you on the fast track for fame and fortune as soon as you finish the most epic of trading side quests since trying to get Big Goron Sword in Ocarina of Time.
The Treasure Hunt begins. First you need an astro map from a vault on the bombed out world of Taris. Risha has a contact that doesn’t much like her, so it’s up to you alone to seal the deal and get the map. But as always, there’s a hitch. To get to the map, Beryl Thorne needs to finish her jobs on Taris and her partner came down with a slight case of the Dead. So it falls to you to finish the jobs and make the deliveries so you can get your map. First task? Deliver some sensors to a scientist. Turns out he needs some help setting them up and is willing to pay as well, so that’s a quick hop into Rakghoul territory to lend a hand.
Next is to go pick up the second delivery, which were found with the tattered remains of Beryl’s partner who got Rakghoulified it seems and dropped off with the Republic Outpost. To make matters worse, you seem to have gained the special attention of one major workaholic customs official that seems to constantly pop up wherever you go. Luckily, the sergeant that has your next delivery is willing to make a sweet deal. Turns out he knows Risha too! (Who doesn’t?) And for a little help dealing with the local scavengers, he’ll make sure you get not only your next delivery but a tasty side of diplomatic immunity.
Now with the last delivery, it’s time to collect the core samples and get back to Beryl. Right? WRONG! Turns out the core samples were stolen by scavengers during a raid. Aw man. Time to recover the supplies and find the core samples which reveals that Beryl’s old partner was neither dead nor a rakghoul. In fact, that deveronian son of a hutt actually just backstabbed Beryl to steal the core samples – which are really Tarisian relics – and sell them on the Imperial market, instead of selling them to Taris survivor descendants for a modest finder fee. What scum! So a pox on him and back with the core samples so Beryl can tell us where to find our vault. Which she does! Only there is – say it with me now – a problem.
Turns out the vault is in “Zone Zero” a no-mans land area of Taris where there are worse things than Rakghouls wandering about. So it’s time to check back in with Risha and see if you two can whip together a plan for how to get into that vault! Luckily Risha is prepared. Because Risha is always prepared. So you get to the vault deep in Zone Zero to find that Skavak’s men are already hammering away trying to get into the vault, and boy oh boy are they not happy to see you. Skavak is, however. This is the perfect chance to kill you and get the map. Not that it happens that way. You kill the goons, grab the map and hop back in the ship on your way to Nar Shadaa. Even Risha gives you props.
You know, it never occurred to me until this point that despite it being essentially the Hutt capital not many class stories actually deal with the giant slugs themselves. I mean granted a lot of the time you are there for some kind of clandestine operation and getting the authorities (if you can call them that) would be detrimental to your cause. But would be really be so hard to say “Hey, have you seen this guy? Also, here’s a thousand credits. You never saw me.” I dunno. Nar Shadaa seems like an easy place to buy people off is all I’m saying.
The reason I bring this up of course is that unlike most class stories the smuggler is dealing with a Hutt directly. Well, some of the time. Most of his time you’re dealing with his assistant/butler/majordomo person thing. Apparently our dear friend Risha has lined up a deal (or as the Hutts refer to it – a non-binding passing interest) to exchange a rare animal that is identical to but named differently than the hundreds that I’ve slaughtered across multiple worlds for an experimental starship engine. Problem is that the Hutt wanted it as part of a pair – the last male and female of its species – to eat (Yes. Eat. He wants the ‘rarest’ meal in the galaxy.) And since some PETA wanna be’s stole his female, he doesn’t exactly have any need or desire for the male. However his butler-person suggests that the Lord of the Feast is frivolous when it comes to changing his mind, so if you can find the other beast then the worm’s interest in yours may be renewed.
And that’s the general set up for the most of the planet. Running around and trying to track down the Alien Animal Liberation Front to get back the creature they stole so a Hutt can gorge himself on it. I’m not saying the hippies don’t have a leg to stand on here – these are the last two of an entire species after all – but there’s no room for mercy when you want to be King of the Space Pirates. Or at least not for ill tempered carnivorous beasts that look the same to species that I know for a fact aren’t about to die out because they keep bloody respawning! Your adventure eventually leads you to a mad scientist who in a delicious bit of irony has the PETA-phile locked up in a cage to experiment on. She apparently wanted to deal with the mad scientist to get the animal off world but instead became a test subject for what I will assume will ultimately be some sort of cyborg human centipede thing. Silly mad scientists, but not stupid because as soon as you explain who the animal actually belongs to the doc quickly returns it via hover sled because he maybe insane but he’s not crazy enough to cross a Hutt. Beyond that the only real choice is whether or not to leave the activist in the hands of the mad scientist. Do you want to fight for the safety of the rich girl with a token cause that just dragged around all of Nar Shadaa? Or just leave her there to get some… new life experiences? Up to you really.
There’s also a B-plot to this planet that comes up every time you meet with the Hutt’s traveling all-you-can-eat pleasure cruise of hedonism that sails around Nar Shadaa involving a wookie named Bowdaar. It seems that Bowdaar is a slave to some random gambler that couldn’t pay his debts to the Hutt and thus left Bowdaar as collateral until he could return with the payment. He never came back. So now the Hutt uses Bowdaar for ‘entertainment’ and pits him again mercenaries, gangs, starved wild beasts, and anything else the worm can dig up all the while trying to handicap Bowdaar by doing things like poisoning him, draining his blood, and putting him up against massive odds. I think the point of this whole thing was meant to contrast with the PETA Patrol trying to save the alien porkchop but it never really clicked for me. Wookies are intelligent, the mutated Akk Dog thing is not. Wookies have societies, can use tools, build homes. The combo platter again does not. So it seems weird to try to equate either of these things. Then again, I have met people who view animals such as dogs as more valuable than people, so maybe that’s what their going for. Except the Hutt was going to eat it and render its species extinct… so… Hutts are horrible. That’s the moral. Hutts are ****ing horrible.
Once you prove to the Hutt that you and Bowdaar are more trouble than your worth, you get your engine and you get to keep the wookie. Bowdaar is one of the BEST companions because a) You get him in Act One and b) he’s not Corso. So now you can bring someone else along instead the space hillbilly. He’s honorable, enjoys fighting, but not brutal massacres. He also apparently knows how to bar tend based on a few cutscenes on the ship. Generally the big thing with Bowdaar is that he honestly just wants to be treated like a person. Not a slave. Not a ‘thing’. Keep that in mind and his affection will soar during your conversations with him.
So before you can head off too far you pick up a distress signal from a lovely lady. Her ship broke down waaaaaay waaaaaaaaaay out in deep space and she needs a hand. You know, because this doesn’t sound suspicious at all. But hey sure anything for a lovely lady, not my smuggler has made any headway on the whole Risha angle. Speaking of which, Risha warns you that this may be a trap and she’d rather not get stranded out in space with no captain and all the cargo. She advises bringing the wookie.
This interlude is short. Extremely short. The whole area consists of maybe three rooms with a few fights dotted in them. When you reach the end, you find out that it is actually – dun dun dun – a trap. Looks like the stranded lady is actually one of Skavak’s presumably many ex-girlfriends and figures killing you will win back his heart for her. Unlikely, as Skavak is just as convinced as I am that this young woman is a bit unhinged. She sics a bunch of robots on you and when that fails falls back on her portable blaster shield to protect her. Which is does until Skavak reminds her that the batteries on those things are notoriously short and hangs up. Sure enough like a well timed comedy routine the shield comes down and you can then deal with her as you see fit: blast her or let her go for being a poor deluded sap trapped in the web of love and lies that is Skavak’s dating life.
The best part for me though was coming back to the ship to start working on my own web of love and lies by blatantly lying to Risha when she immediately assumes it was a trap and you were a fool for even bothering by telling her that it wasn’t that at all. The lady just needed some space gas. That’s all. All handled. No prob. I’m the man now uh… dawg?
Meanwhile, in a completely different plot. A lone Jedi searches the galaxy for a ruthless Sith. Her journey has taken far and wide but she has finally cornered the enemy of all things good on the backwater world of Tatooine. There she seeks out information and bumps into a smuggler who literally knows nothing and normally that’s where it would end. Except the story isn’t about the Jedi is it? Yes, Tatooine is a quirky little chapter of our storyline where our smuggler gets trapped in the middle of an epic feud between the forces of Light and Dark and pretty much has nothing at stake in the fight. Really! You’re there to find some reclusive gangster and make a trade for a rare navigational computer, and that’s it. You got meet with his lieutenants, figure out how to enter his secret desert hideout, and go make the swap. But somehow you keep stumbling into this massive battle between a Jedi and Sith almost like your the cast of Blazing Saddles breaking through the sound stages for other movies.
You first bump into the Jedi at a local bar where she deals with some local rapscallions before chatting up with you. She advises you to leave, to give up your wicked ways and is completely ignorant to any attempts at flirtation. Unfortunately for her, you have business to do. Business that requires breaking into an overrun warehouse and getting a fancy horn, because only the person holding the horn may speak to the gangster (Apparently the gangster learned how to run his operation from kindergarten teachers.) On your way to pick up the horn, you bump into the Sith who is also looking for the gangster for some other unrelated to what you want reason. The Sith says that since you and she are both looking for the same guy, why not team up? If you’re a male smuggler, she even not-so-subtly offers you a uh… “once in a lifetime experience” behind closed doors if you agree to work with her. Well… that’s a first. I don’t think my bounty hunter ever got the ‘Don’t freeze me in carbonite and I’ll jump your bones’ conversation option. Though personally, I find in my best interest of NOT DYING to stay as far away as possible from between a Jedi and a Sith, so I declined and went along my merry way.
Except that when I go meet up with the lieutenant to pass along the horn so he can show me the way to his boss, the Sith shows up AGAIN. Only this time with a battalion of Sith Troopers to take the horn by force. The henchman scoots away through a hidden door, leaving me to fight them all myself. I’d be more upset by this, but lest we forget who we are dealing with here. This is the fabled scum & villainy of Tatooine after all. They would leave you behind as they save themselves. Luckily – kinda, sorta, not really – just as the last of the troopers falls, the Jedi shows up to help. She warns you again to give up your ‘wicked ways’, is blatantly oblivious to any kind of flirtatious subtext, and is devoutly set on finding the Sith… still. Luckily, now you know where the Sith will be and it’s time for the dramatic showdown.
The setting? A picturesque oasis hidden in a cave in the Dune Sea. The objective? Try not to get killed by the wacko light and dark side zealots while making a deal. It’s a duel of the fates, a battle of the heroes, and I am really just trying to stay out of the way here. I just came for that computer over in the corner. Can I just… no? Sigh. So sure enough things get nice and heated once all the parties assemble, and the fact that the gangster is a recluse who hates people and noise makes this even worse. You do get the choice in the end of who to help – the Sith or the Jedi – and the game is nice enough to offer a ‘This is none of my business’ option (which mechanically means you help the Jedi kill the Sith and the Gangster). If you don’t help the Sith willingly, she will try to mind control you which you have the option to simple laugh at her for, then she tries to mind control your companion. Now I don’t know if this is different for other companions, but I had Treek with me (I usually do) and Treek just stared blankly at the Sith which was hilarious. The gangster gets fed up and calls in a bunch of droids to kill everyone – you, the Jedi, the Sith, his own lieutenant – and the rumble begins!
And when the dust settles it’s just you and whoever you helped left (and maybe the gangster if you help the Sith, but I doubt it. She just wanted a little red box, so why keep him alive?) You stroll over to the corner, grab the computer you came to this litter box of a world for and leave. The end. Oh okay, you can flirt some with the Jedi or Sith. It actually finally clicks that you want some lovin’ with the Jedi too and she promptly shuts you down BECAUSE SHE’S A JEDI! It’s kind of a core tenant that they don’t get their freak on, and everything about this girl has indicated that she is a tried and true Captain flippin America of a lawful good light side Jedi. Not a shocker. Funny. But not a shocker.
Alright, home stretch on this treasure hunt. We only got three delivery/trades left and then we can go grab that sweet sweet loot. Luckily, two of them are here on Alderaan. The first is that old junker robot that Skavak stole way back on Ord Mantell. It’s going to a pair of siblings from House Teraan who want to prove that their house is owed a considerable debt from the other houses and want to use it to propel their family back into the big dogs of the Alderaan Nobility Circuit (Now on ESPN-15). However, they need an ancient datapad ‘acquired’ from their former holdings now controlled by their dreaded rivals of House Baliss. Of course. Is there anyone or anything on Alderaan that doesn’t have ties to the Noble Houses? Like some farmer off in the hills named Larry Smith who has no ties to nothing save his land, his nerf, and his shotgun? I’d like to see that. I really would. You go and shoot your way through a bunch of Baliss goons, grab the datapad, and bring it back. Easy as pie and you got a new radiation shield schematic for your ship.
The second delivery however is where things start to get more complicated. This one is to deliver that creepy head in a jar to the museums of House Alde. And because I’m sure someone will bring it up if I don’t – Yes, the head belongs to Darth Bandon from the original Knights of the Old Republic who killed Trask Ulgo, distant ancestor to the current King Boris Ulgo of Alderaan. Trask is apparently revered as a hero, and thus the head of the Sith who killed him is some way for House Alde to kiss up to the King, despite the fact that Trask didn’t even make it out of the prologue/tutorial level of that game alive. Oh, but I said it got more complicated didn’t I? Well, here’s the thing. Someone already delivered that head you just walked in with.
Yes, you read that correctly. Someone else already sold the Head of Darth Bandon, and it was already authenticated by the Curator’s lovely female assistant Neva who confirmed that it was authentic. So clearly yours is a fake. Right? Well after finding that Neva has vanished and some double checking (What? Check something more than once for authenticity?! Truly a scandal for any museum!) it turns out that YOUR head is the real one and the other was a fake. But why would Neva lie? Well, if you’ve been playing the smuggler – and I have – you probably already have a guess as to why the pretty female character lied about something. Say it with me now in your best Seinfeld ‘Newman’ voice: SKAVAK! It seems our persistent annoyance has jumped ahead of us in line to grab the Arkanian Hyperdrive Engine that the museum promised as payment. Not sure what Skavak is going to do with it without all the other bits, but he could probably sell it at least. Another strange note here is that I don’t think we ever actually SEE Nava. Like at all. Which I thought was weird since we’ve had face time with every other traitorous Skavak groupie.
So now begins another Skavak hunt. You run to the space port where he left a nice note mocking you and introducing you to the team of Mercs (who I’m sure have ties to House Gorgonzola or something) he hired to kill you and also drop the plot point that he hasn’t had time to install that hyperdrive yet. So he does plan on installing it. Without all the other pieces. That’s kind of like stealing the remote without the TV or DVD player and then running off into the night laughing about how you are so going to use the remote to watch a movie when you get home. It’s not gonna work. Skavak is either really dumb, or just being a #$%&. I’m going to assume the latter. Risha says she knows where Skavak got to, but it’s in a House Thul (the house that works with the Empire) hanger. I’m assuming the Imps have just forgotten about that whole incident on Coruscant. So to sneak into the hangar, you meet up with a baron who speaks exclusively in Huttese because no one else on Alderaan does and thus its easier to keep secrets with and he’s happy to help you sneak in. Mainly because Risha is blackmailing him with photos of unknown content or context from a ‘vacation’ on Nar Shadaa.
When you bust into the hanger, you find not Skavak but his mechanic there waiting for you. Skavak apparently had to run some errands. The mechanic however will happily hand over the engine to you. He was kidnapped to install it and has no loyalty to Skavak but he wants to get the heck outta there before Skavak comes back and finds out what the mechanic did. You get the choice of letting him go, killing him, or forcing him to sabotage Skavak’s ship first. The last two are both dark side options, namely because the mechanic won’t have enough time to get out if he sabotages the ship essentially dooming him at Skavak’s hands instead of yours.
So you’ve made your deliveries and got your ship parts, so now it’s time to leave right? Noooope. This mess of a planet won’t let you go just yet. See those two House Teraan siblings have one teensy little favor still to ask. It seems your smash-and-grab visit to House Baliss kinda was noticed (Dunno how. I was really subtle with those 20 corpses in their courtyard.) So their champion gunslinger duelist demands a formal duel to settle their grievances. The siblings have come to you because you have a gun, and they suck at anything involving danger, pain, weapons, leaving the house, etc. So you go and help them by fighting their fights for them. You can have your silly honorable duel between men, or you can have some fun and play dirty. I enjoyed shooting the gunman before he was ready by shouting “READY? GO!” really quick. Then I did it a second time just to drill in the point. That got the Baliss twerp to shut up and leave. Now I can leave Alderaan. Finally, no more nobility.
With everything in place there’s only one thing le- hold on. We’re getting a call. A pair of Togruta you say? Kidnapped? Demand to see Risha alone. I see. Why are you calling me then? Oh fine. Apparently we need to go help Risha’s childhood friend and her husband. The childhood friend has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom in some mine on Tatooine, her husband wants Risha (and by Risha’s insistence – You) to go get her back. Risha arrives to find the kidnappers who apparently multi-criminal-classed into assassins ready to kill your… I guess Risha is kind of like a boss. Maybe a partner? I dunno. They’re gonna kill Risha on orders of ‘His Majesty’. No clue there, but that sounds Noble. Buddies, I just got back from Alderaan. I’ve had it with Noble. You are all dead.
Once the assassin-nappers are down, Risha meets up with her friend and reunites her with her husband. They then never want to see Risha again. Ever. Cause they say it’s Risha’s fault any of this happened in the first place. You can be a good person and help Risha patch things up with her friend, or you can join the friend in on the suspicion that there’s more to Risha than being JUST a business mogul/treasure hunter/starship mechanic/negotiator. After all, there have been a lot of people we’ve bumped into that have had bad blood with Risha. Heck, the only person that has anything good to say about Risha is Vette, and she’s in another class’ storyline! So what is going on here? Well, Risha can only ask you and her friends to trust her and that all will be explained soon.
That soon is actually soon for once as it comes right after your next and final delivery – the man frozen in carbonite – to a medical facility on Nar Shadaa. It’s there that the man is unfrozen and is revealed to be… DUN DUN DUN! Nok Drayan himself! The legendary space pirate himself! In the flesh! And cyborg bits! And in a stranger twist… DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN! He’s Risha’s dad! Did we just stumble upon a soap opera episode? Who changed the channel on my computer? It seems old Nok is dying from a horrible disease inflicted on him by a mutinous crew years ago. Before he dies though, he wanted to ensure that his family’s fortune was found and retrieved. He froze himself in carbonite with instructions for Risha on all the things she’d need to gather to get to the fortune which is on a ship headed directly for a black hole. Nok promises you the entire fortune save one family heirloom which is reserved solely for Risha. That heirloom being the family crown. See Nok’s not just a pirate king, he’s an actual king. The King of Dubrillion to be precise. The Drayan line is the rightful rulers of the planet, but they were ousted years ago. Meaning Risha is a princess. Because every scruffy looking smuggler type needs a princess to romance. (Does that mean now that Disney owns the rights that Risha is a Disney Princess?)
With surprise revelation theater now come to a close it’s time to go get that treasure. Using every single new fangled gadget that Risha scrapped together, you make your way to the ship. Which again makes me incredibly curious what on Hoth Skavak was going to do with JUST the Arkanian Hyperdrive. Was he going to go after Risha on your ship next to get everything? The ship with the wookie. Yea, I would have loved to see that. The ship is fairly simple. Just a bunch of rooms filled with lethal robots who are on orders to kill any living thing on the ship. Including the former crew you find out. Apparently way way long ago, before even Nok Drayan’s peak, Nok and Risha’s ancestor – Arak Drayan III – sent this here ship on a slow stroll to the edges of the galaxy and into a black hole. He then activated the droids to kill all the loyal citizens that were operating it to ensure it would never be found. Which is a perfect setting to end a pirate story on. With a black hole. So a space pirate story. Also, I know this is nit picky and this is just one of those suspension of disbelief things you have to just go with in an adventure story on the high space-seas but daaaaaaaaaamn Arak III had some insane good planning skills. He sent a ship on course for centuries to fall into a black hole? It never hit a planet, an asteroid, got noticed, or nothing? That is some skill. Anyway, you grab the treasure and head back to the ship to head home only to find someone waiting for you.
Sigh… Skavak. It just had to be Skavak. He apparently knocked out your crew, stole Corso’s favorite-est blaster (Torchy) and is now gonna kill you, take the treasure, and steal your ship. Oh, and if your a female smuggler you can apparently sleep with him. Cause there’s time for that on the ship falling into a black hole. It pretty much always ends up with fighting him though and he dies. No there’s no choice in that matter. He doesn’t even die in a cutscene. You just kill him and loot Torchy. Kinda wish I could have left him on the ship to get sucked into the hole though. That would’ve been a fitting way for such a sucker to go. Honestly, it’s a bit of an anti-climax but on the same hand it’s also not like there was some huge rivalry post getting your ship back. Hell, his insane ex-girlfriends gave you more trouble than he ever did. So in a way it’s almost fitting that the weasel goes out with a whimper instead of a bang.
Once you get back to Nok and Risha, Nok tells her that as a Queen she must now make the hard decisions and that a single spacer’s loyalty isn’t worth a fortune. She should kill you and take everything. Risha then actual defends you and says your a decent if not good man. Wow. I think that’s the first non-sarcastic comment she’s paid me this entire playthrough so far. Nok collapses and dies cursing the ‘weak’ daughter that was raised in his absence. Risha (Queen Risha?) ends the story of Nok Drayan’s fortune by deciding to stay with you on the ship. She may have the birthright to the throne of Dubrillion, but she doesn’t have the means to claim it or to keep it once she doesn’t. No army, no fleet – just a crown and a captain, and neither of those are gonna change the minds of the current rulers who are already sending assassins to kill her.
So Chapter One of the Smuggler’s tale ends with you being the hero that found Nok Drayan’s Lost Fortune. Not that it actually means anything in terms of in-game money. Do you how hard it is to pawn off priceless relics of antiquity? So for now it’s kind of like having a lot of high priced stock in some major company. You’re rich in theory, but not so much in the pocket book. For now at least.
Chapter One continues the prologue’s tone of fun and wacky adventure across space. You flirt, make smart ass remarks, and generally can be as nice or as mean as you want without it ever really coming off as out of character. The storylines are diverse and despite it being a looping task of trade X for Y planet to planet, it never goes about it in the same way – or at least never feels like it does. It kind of reminds me of the Bounty Hunter in that regards only without the unsatisfying conclusions some of those bounties had. Instead, everything in the smuggler story feels like it has some kind of weight to it. Like you could honestly see these people come back and remember you later on in the story and for the most part you’d remember them. With the Jedi Knight I saved so many people I started to forget faces and names (luckily there’s always one conversation option to remind you who they are) but with the Smuggler most of the NPCs you deal with are positively memorable and fun. Even the bad guys as one note as they can be at times are some of the most memorable in the game. Skavak is right up there with Tarro Blood as a guy you learn to love to hate (or for the female smugglers, just learn to love. And then kill.)
Your companions feel fleshed out as well even before they join your party. As much as I never did and still don’t like Corso, I would be lying if I didn’t ‘get’ his character by the end of the prologue. Same thing with Bowdaar. You only briefly interact with him during the B-plot on Nar Shadaa, but when you do it is 100% character development and getting to know this wookie. His plotline does nothing to advance the plot of trying to find the PETA wannabes, so it’s free to just give you tons of personality for the walking rug. Risha spends most of her time doing two things: telling you what the next job is, and talking about Nok Drayan. There are a few gems of character development for her like when she actively shows concern for you when you leave on the interlude mission only to cover it in classic tsundere fashion with that she doesn’t want to get stranded in space. To be fair, the lack of personal story on Risha’s part does play the bigger role of making her very mysterious. She has contacts for days, continuously exhibits proficiency at task after task, and knows encyclopedic knowledge about the illustrious gangster for whose treasure you hunt. By the time you get to the hints starting to drop in the early parts of the finale, you are on the edge of your seat ready to find out exactly who this woman is, and the payoff doesn’t disappoint – heiress to both a planet and the legacy of a pirate king, spent over a decade preparing for this mission, and pulled it all off to boot? Risha’s one of those characters that you actually appreciate more on a second playthrough and can see what she’s doing and why. One of my favorite companions to be sure.
In the end, like so many of these class stories, the prologue and first chapter form a complete narrative. Unlike some of the others however, you will find that some of the groundwork has already been laid for where the story goes next. Next time we dive into the exciting world of selling out to ‘The Man’ and becoming a privateer.
Warning: This post contains spoilers for the first chapter of the Jedi Knight storyline in Star Wars: The Old Republic. To see a spoiler-free summary of the storyline please check this page instead.
Last time on the Jedi Knight story, a Sith in disguise stole the plans to a bunch of superweapons that the Republic military was working on. The Sith was defeated but not before the plans got out and his father, Darth Angral swore revenge on the Jedi Knight. Instead of begging General Garza to use their own elite team – Havoc Squad – General Var Suthra enlists the aid of a team of Jedi to track down the missing super weapons. Master Orgus Din and Master Kiwiks were sent after two of the research facilities, while the young Jedi Knight and their new padawan Kira Carsen are being entrusted with less risky but totes still important tasks.
Our first stop on this whirlwind world saving tour is the planet of Taris where no doomsday weapon awaits us but a scientist who makes doomsday weapons: Doctor Godera. Godera was the man who designed all of the superweapons for the Republic but left behind everything when the Treaty of Coruscant was signed. He was convinced it was a bad move and that it was just the Empire buying time to regroup and wipe out the Republic once and for all. So now he putts around in a swamp. Not exactly my top choice for a retirement destination but hey, a good chunk of Florida is swamp and it seems popular enough.
We aren’t the only ones looking for Doctor Godera. Watcher One with Imperial Intelligence is also looking for him. So if any of you Imperial Agents have been wondering why the Watchers start at ‘Two’, this is why. This also raises some interesting flags if you are familiar with the Agent’s story because Watcher’s jobs are to do just what they’re name implies – watch. They are not field agents normally. That’s the Cipher’s job. So the fact that a Watcher is here looking for the Doc implies that this may not be a task that was issued by Keeper directly and sure enough that’s 100% true as it is revealed that Watcher One is reporting directly to our super villain for this chapter: Darth Angral.
Watcher One is actually one of the more competent villains you face. He reasons with you and tries to come to a result where you can both get what you want (he extracts the info he wants from the Doc, then hands him over to you with no fuss). He uses decoys and disguises to ensure that he doesn’t risk personal injury in the pursuit of his goal. He even sets up diversionary tactics like having arranging a meet between a Sith and some pirates to deal in lost Jedi relics to throw you off the chase long enough to interrogate the Doctor. I kinda wish that Watcher One stuck around to be Angral’s right hand for this chapter but he is sadly a one and done villain. Probably for the best though as I can imagine he would run out of tricks fairly quick over the course of an entire chapter.
The only other character of note is the good Doctor’s droid, who is an extremely snarky hunk of junk. It calls the Republic cowards, it questions your more questionable decisions, and it is generally a fairly good comedic addition to the plot for this one world. He’s kind of a HK-51 Lite, without all the ‘wanting to kill meatbags’ that comes with being a Hunter-Killer droid. All the snark and none of the murder. In fact the robot actually notes that it is NOT designed for combat and has no clue what to do if the Imperials come back for it.
I’d talk more about the plot but it’s really nothing of note other than just chasing the Doctor and Watcher One around the planet. Most of the memorable bits come from Watcher One’s brilliant tactics that don’t feel forced or contrived, which considering I’m playing this right after dealing with two straight chapters of Darth Thanaton’s crap… That’s a relief.
Now we actually get into dealing with a super weapon: The Power Guard Project. A super-secret project as in that only those working on it and General Var Suthra know it exists. The Power Guard Project is designed to take any normal jane or joe and turn them into a cybernetically enhanced killing machine on par with a Jedi in terms of strength and ability. Sounds awesome and morally questionable. Truly this is the sci fi military we’ve been longing for. One that would happily try to tame genetically engineered dinosaurs regardless of how many pesky civvies die along the way. The only downside is that because its so super secret and no one knows about it, if a hypothetical Sith were to hypothetically take over – who would know? Well that’s the not so hypothetical case here, and the SIS isn’t happy about it.
The SIS for those who are new to The Old Republic is the Republic’s equivalent to Imperial Intelligence – the Strategic Information Service. They are the so called ‘good spies’ in this whole mess and they reaaaaally don’t like being left out of the loop. So when you actual meet up with the SIS, they are less than pleased with you and General Var Suthra. Especially since it appears that someone is leaking SIS secrets, exposing agents and potentially compromising their secret location – down an not-hidden-at-all elevator in a completely empty shop with no doors in the business shopping district of Nar Shadaa. (Oh no! How did they find us!? /sarcasm)
Most of the story for Nar Shadaa is actually trying to figure out where the heck the base of operations for the Power Guard Project is located so you can shut it down and stop the Sith that has taken it over. Through out the adventure you do discover more about what the project is and how its been accomplished. You fight early prototypes of the ‘Power Guards’ and find they are little more than machines. They don’t speak or feel and pretty much any higher brain function has been shut off in favor of making ruthless killing machines. They don’t even question the fact that their loyalties have been literally switched over to the Empire. Worse yet is the reveal that these former people were all refugees that the Republic picked up and turned into these monsters. It’s only slightly SLIGHTLY helped by the information you discover that they were all supposedly volunteers. Did they know that they wouldn’t even have a mind to think with afterward? Eeeeh, not touched on.
So by the end, most of the SIS is dead and their base is destroyed, you find Agent Galen – your original contact – to find he’s been turned into a Power Guard but has his mind left intact so he can bear witness and be fully aware of his actions even if he can’t help but obey. You can opt to either kill or attempt to save Galen mark the first of a set of moral choices involving killing or saving people that seem inconsequential typical choices but actually do come into play later in the story. Much later though, so we won’t talk about it here. Finally, you take out the Sith – another flunkie of Darth Angral – who has upgraded himself into a Power Guard body but fully aware and in control. What’s left of the SIS shows up to ‘mop up’ and you get one last moral choice of either preserving the Power Guard research data or burying and let the whole thing burn.
Once you get back to the ship, you get a call that there is an Imperial admiral that is looking to defect. One of Angral’s entourage. He’ll only meet you at a secluded mining asteroid. Var Suthra insists that you and Kira go check it out. I mention its a trap. Var Suthra says the possibility of finding out Angral’s plan is too great to pass up. I ask for back up. Var Suthra says that he won’t risking spooking the Admiral. I think Var Suthra is fricking helping the Sith and the fish faced bastard won’t look me in the eye. I’m on to you, General.
So you get the asteroid and there’s no Admiral. Just some blonde Sith. Wonderful. He explains that Kira is a Child of the Emperor and serves as the Sith Emperor’s eyes and ears (And as someone who has played the Sith Warrior story I’m now wondering if that’s an official designation like the Emperor’s Voice and Wrath, or they’re just being metaphorical. I DON’T KNOW!) He tries to get Kira to come back with him to their ‘father’ and she refuses. Then you kung fu fight! Or just regular fight I suppose. And that’s it for the interlude. You find out that Kira is a Child of the Emperor, that she was born a Sith, that she ran away once she realized they had been mindwiping her, and became a Jedi. I’m sure nothing will come of this. Nooothing at aaaall. Still, you are given the choice of coming clean with the Jedi Council about this, or keeping Kira’s secret safe. Honestly I’m curious if there will be any long term repercussions to keeping the secret safe. Other than not being able to possible stop all the betrayal in the Jedi Consular Chapter Three…
Back to the main plot, it seems that the two Jedi Masters that were on this whole Super Weapon plan haven’t reported in. So now it’s time to go bail them out. First up is Master Kiwiks who went to Tatooine to check on the Shock Drum, an ultrasonic wave emitter than can shake a planet so much that it would disrupt the core causing a planetary collapse. In close proximity to it, it would cause your body to fall apart. Much more in line with what you think of when you hear superweapon or doomsday device. Again, I just love unrepentant military mad science.
Most of the story here involves one of the scientists who worked on the device and her ‘family’ of jawa that have been helping. They kind of start sending you around helping to reset the power and then the sensors so they can try and figure out where the Shock Drum got moved to. The answer of course is in the middle of the fricking dune sea. Yaay. But before we can go and stop it, you get contacted by another Sith flunkie of Angral’s. Because apparently since the Rule of Two hasn’t been conceived for a few hundred more years, Angral has like a dozen apprentices or something. This one is different though. He explains that he wishes to duel you honorably and should you win he will give you the codes to turn off the Shock Drum, which he naturally changed after stealing it.
So you show up for the duel and true to his word it’s no trap, no back up – just a straight up duel between two combatants. This is actually one of my favorite moments because you actually get to see an NPC example of what is essentially a Light Side Sith Warrior. He’s ruthless, passionate, vengeful and is more than willing to destroy a world on an order, but he is also completely true to his word and will give you a fair fight. He also chose not to attack non-combatants when stealing the drum. I don’t know what else to say other than I am incredibly impressed that this NPC made it into the game. Also that he can be saved and convinced to go to the Jedi temple and join up with the Light Side there, or you can respect his wishes to die a honorable death for failing his master and strike him down.
With the code and location now in hand, it’s time to save Master Kiwiks from the Shock Drum. And Tatooine. Of course. Not like we’d leave this giant sand ball to its fate or anything. You still have one more boss fight to go though, as the Shock Drum has roused a Sand Demon from its slumber and its attacking the Jawas who enthusiastically marched off to their doom to try and help you. You kill the Demon and turn off the Drum. With Master Kiwiks saved from the doomsday weapon, you send her back to Tython to heal. You get to choose what to do with the Drum – save or dismantle. Chances are someone will be upset with whatever you choose so just go ahead and pick whichever you like.
Finally, it’s time to track down Master Orgus Din aka Mister Old and Grumpy Master from Tython and deal with the project he was supposed to be tracking down – ‘The Death Mark’ (trademark pending). Which I suppose could have been worse. They could have called it the ‘DethMarc’ or something like a Rob Liefeld character from the 90s. You arrive on the scene and meet with your contact, an ambassador from House Alde who introduces you to the only survivor from the attack on the lab by killiks (giant bug people. Just getting all of our mad scientist tropes out at this point.) and then immediately the ambassador blows up. See the Death Mark is apparently just a really fancy name for a targeting RFID tag. You stick someone with the Death Mark and you can pin point blow them up with an orbital death cannon (trademark pending) and apparently the unlucky politician was one of those stuck with it. The guards bust in right then and try to arrest you for killing the ambassador but the escapee woman says to take her and she will be held prisoner while you look for the real culprit.
Okay, let me stop you right there plot. Wut? I mean how does that make sense? ‘You suspect this person is a murderer, so take me and let them go!’ Who would even do that? Just because I’m a Jedi that makes me trustworthy? You clearly have not been paying attention to how I play my Jedi. Why would they let you go? So the plot can continue I guess.
You go back to the lab and kill all the killiks and free Master Orgus from being locked in a room with scientists (truly a spiritual leader’s worse nightmare) and discover that – Oh no! That survivor girl was actual the one who STOLE the Death Mark! Dull surprise! Actually, they did a pretty good job not tipping their hands for that reveal. Unlike say, the Bounty Hunter story who might as well put up huge neon lights saying ‘YOUR OPPONENT IS RIGHT HERE HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT’, I honestly didn’t catch this twist at first and it does make a lot of sense since she was meeting with the ambassador alone right before you came in. It seems that she’s been targeting people at the behest of another Sith Lord who – say it with me now – is working for Darth Angral. Her targets are all people who have been advocating for peace in the Alderaan Civil War. The next likely target is the ambassador of House Thul that has been working with House Organa to draft a treaty of some sort. So you call up the Organa guard and tell them to not let her leave only to find that… well… she’s already gone.
Yea, plot I’m going to have to stop you again. So the prisoner you did keep. You let her just wander around your palace unsupervised for the entire time and then did little to nothing to prevent her from leaving? How the hell is House Organa even a contender in this bloody war?
So Master Orgus tells you to go save the Thul guy and stop the woman while he goes to try and stop the laser. You succeed easily since a true member of House Thul trusts no one, not even allies and you can kill or imprison the woman. The Thul guy also knows how to find the Sith Lord behind the attack and gives you coordinates. Time to team up with your master and kick some Sith butt. Obi-Wan and Anakin style! But no. It seems your trustworthy master lied to you. He didn’t go try to shut down the laser. He went after Darth Angral directly. He’s on his ship. Way off at the edge of the system. So it’s Obi-Wan and Luke style. You know what that means, right? Yea… By the time you’ve got to the Sith Lord in his secured bunker, Darth Angral has captured Orgus Din and executes him publicly on the Holonet. The Sith makes sure to tune in so you can watch.
Not terribly shocked, sad to say. I mean, Orgus was just kind of a bland guy who never struck me as someone I cared about. Yea, he wasn’t as clean cut as the other Jedi Masters, he looked the other way plenty of times, but hell until I got to Alderaan I had honestly forgotten his name. This death seemed to serve more as setting up a parrellel to Luke’s journey in the movies so you feel like you’re getting a real Star Wars experience rather than an established and necessary death.
After that the story wraps up on Alderaan with the usual: kill Sith, stop project, dodge giant death beams. Yea, Jedi can dodge those apparently. And giant death beams can also just penetrate the impenetrable underground bunker. Why bother with the Death Mark? Just use that death beam. It seems plenty useful on its own.
Luckily, when you get back to your ship you find out that Orgus had the last laugh: he hid a tracker on Angral’s ship. You can find him no problem now. You track him to the Euphrades system, where the majority of the Republic’s agriculture is grown. You know how Endor is nothing but forest, Tatooine is nothing but sand, and Coruscant is nothing but city? Apparently Euphrades is a planet that is nothing but farms. I would jump at the chance to be cut down by a Sith’s lightsaber then live on a planet that was nothing but farms. But good news, everybody! Euphrades is completely destroyed! Like the atmosphere was ionized and set on fire, the land is destroyed, the water ruined. It’s completely uninhabitable and any ship that enters the atmosphere is stuck there! Yes, it seems the Devastator weapon is online and functional.
You catch a distress signal from a nearby medical ship and have to fight your way to the bridge against Imperial goons to save them and more importantly their data that might show how the Devastator works. There’s a brief moral choice about whether you think the crew should risk their lives to go down to the surface and investigate a possible ping of life signs down below before heading back off after Angral’s ship who has reappeared at Tython.
It appears that the Jedi homeworld is the new target for the Devastator. You have to fight your way through another ship (TWO SHIPS! ONE FINALE! Breaking new ground here.) to square off against Angral directly. He gives you crap about killing his traitor son again, and then Kira starts talking like the Sith Emperor and tells Angral to finish this. You have your final battle with Darth Angral and strike him down, but then Kira get possessed again and you immediately have to fight her as well! With (or without depending on dialogue choices) your help, Kira breaks free once and for all of the Emperor’s grasp (See, easy as pie.) and you return to Tython to be proclaimed big damn heroes and get Kira promoted to a full Jedi knight.
Like the Bounty Hunter and Trooper, the prologue and first chapter of the Jedi Knight story is a complete cohesive narrative with a beginning, middle, and end. By the end of Chapter One, all the loose ends are resolved and all the established villains are defeated and it does it in a fairly heroic way. This story so far has proven to be the most pure ‘save the day’ super hero story you could get and as someone who likes that sort of thing, it was great to play through even as a super Light Side Lawful Good Jedi who never came off as preachy or holier than thou. The Dark Side Jedi seems more snarky and cynical, often proposing military and tactical advantage over having sympathy for those hurt by those advantages being used against the Republic.
The planets themselves each brought a different kind of story so nothing felt repetitive despite it being four straight worlds of ‘find the thing, stop the bad guy from using it.’ As for villains, it was more of a mixed bag. Watcher One and the Light Side Sith on Tatooine were stand out enemies that I thoroughly enjoyed watching every scene with. The other two? They’re pretty much interchangeable. They have nothing unique or interesting about them that makes you want to remember them and the only reason I can keep them separated in my mind is that the one on Nar Shadaa wore a helmet.
The Jedi Knight Chapter One also is unique in the fact that you don’t recruit any companions in it. At all. You get T7 on Tython, Kira on Coruscant and you don’t get your next companion until Balmora at the start of Chapter Two. On the flip side, you’ll get plenty of fun character moments with Kira and T7 depending on who you bring along on the missions, though due to the Child of the Emperor B-plot, Kira clearly gets more limelight than the droid. The Child of the Emperor plot isn’t bad but it really gets relegated to a B-plot. I don’t think it was super necessary to have it resolved so quickly. It’s not terrible though and it does carry a good amount of weight, I just think it could have been stretched out to build the suspense. Especially considering what we start working towards in Chapter Two and Three.
Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen. Just like the Prologue and Chapter One were one single narrative, so are Chapter Two and Three and they are doozy. But that will have to wait until next time. See you then.
Warning: This post contains spoilers for the first chapter of the Sith Inquisitor storyline in Star Wars: The Old Republic. To see a spoiler-free summary of the storyline please check this page instead.
Ah, the Sith Inquisitor. Are you a raving madman or cunning deceiver, brilliant tactician or brutal murderer? I will say this, more so than any other class in the game the Sith Inquisitor has a very clear line between Light and Dark sides, to the point where you could easily make a Goofus & Gallant style comic about the two paths. With most classes, you can see the merits of mixing things up and sometimes making light and dark choices by need. I would argue that is very much NOT the case with the Sith Inquisitor. The Light Side choices are almost always about freedom/kindness/manipulation, the Dark Side ones just boil down to ruthless torture and murder. So you can kind of see how the two concepts REALLY don’t mesh well.
To those who don’t recall where we left off – because it has been a while – we defeated a ghost that turned out to be our great-great-great-great-great-grandpa and have been tasked by our master, Darth Zash, to find four relics of Tulak Hord, none of which include that cool armor set from the Nightlife cartel packs. So it’s essentially a mcguffin hunt, but as you’ll see this one is a bit more interesting than the early Consular mcguffin hunts. Because it’s rarely not about finding the relic, but finding a way to get to it.
This is a perfect example of what I’m talking about. You know exactly where the relic is as soon as you arrive in Balmorra. The real problem is that it’s at the bottom of a toxin filled mine shaft that would instantly kill you as soon as you got even halfway to the bottom. Indeed, it’s explained to you by the kindly Imperial officer you meet that the only thing that can survive the toxin is the mutated genetically engineered colicoids. So the task is simple: become a colicoid.
While that does sound insane, there is merit to it. You’ll need to get some additional research and the de-defect a scientist to help construct a formula to resist the toxic waste. The scientist is hesitant but you can persuade him by promising that no harm will come to him and he’ll be allowed to return to the Republic once his work is finished, or you can just taze him bro with sith lightning. Once you recruit the scientist, your Imperial officer liason uses his cooperation as leverage to force you to go save his Sith son who was caught by the resistance while looking for an ancient sith relic. You have to do this mission sadly. The good news is you can just kill the kid and get the relic yourself (Note: it’s a crappy lightsaber. Not work it other than to piss off Officer-Dad.) or just send the kid on his way and dealing with his lip. I mean it too. Whether you help him or attack him, he will not shut up about how you are lousy Sith compared to him, how dumb his Dad is, how pathetically slow you are at saving him. They REALLY made it easy to want to kill him.
Of course if you do that you have to deal with the Sith’s Dad, who will promptly try to kill you if you harmed his son. Either way you then deal with the scientist by letting him go or killing him and take your injection to climb down the glowing green hole and get your relic. I hope you can start to see what I mean about having a hard time with a ‘gray’ play through of the Inquisitor. Dark side is torture with lightning and kill, light side is bargain and honor your deals. I suppose you could always promise to reward them and then kill them instead, but it certainly doesn’t work the other way around: “Zap! ZAP! Do as I say! Zap! Okay, now you can go. Toodles!” Unless you are completely insane. Of course, there’s enough dialogue options for the Sith Inquisitor that work in that vein that you could easily play your character as someone who makes the majority of Batman’s rouge gallery seem like down to earth sensible folk.
The Gambler’s Moon is where we see the introduction of the second major theme in the Sith Inquisitor storyline. Along with usual lost and ancient techniques & relics for power, there is also the ever running concept of the ‘power base’. While it won’t play a major role in the story until much later, we are introduced to it here with the opportunity to establish a small cult in your name. Why would you do this? Well, so you can take down another Sith’s cult. Another Sith who happens to have a relic of Tulak Hord.
Your cult starts with just two people: an angry young man who is fed up with the world, and a young woman who idealistically is hoping for change. Yes, that is cheesy. But how are YOU going to start a cult? With well rounded and fulfilled individuals? Ha! Anyway, it’s time to start spreading your good-ish name around. You get a choice of how to accomplish this: you can either break into a pharmaceutical company and steal a cure to a disease called the Rot and cure people with it, or kill of a local gang that has been terrorizing the locals. The choice is really up to you, it’s a light side/dark side choice though even the light side choice of stealing a cure is a bit dark. After you complete the task, your cultists will contact you about finding a new location for your ‘church’ and ask you to meet them there, where you are immediately jumped by the other Sith’s goons. Yay for security!
There is a bit of a hidden dialogue at this juncture where you can actual have an ‘intimate’ encounter with at least the female cultists – not sure about the male one as I never played a female inquisitor. You just need to talk to them before you head off to the next mission. Though be warned, it is dark side points to have your way with them, and the non-dark side points option is pretty much “Ew, your icky. Go away. Stupid head.” So you’ve been warned.
The next objective is to steal the Sith Cult Leader’s followers by performing a miracle during his big meet & greet shindig. To pull this off you convince a municipal employee to blow the gas pipes under the building when you give the signal (how you convince him is entirely up to you) and thus create a ‘groundquake’ – a name that only make sense once you realize there’s no ‘earth’ so what else are they gonna call it? This is enough of a feat to steal a good chunk of the Sith’s followers, and successfully tick off the Sith Lord. Which was the goal, I think? Either way, it works and the Sith invites you to his base of operations to deal.
And lo and behold the whole thing turns out to NOT be a trap. No, serious. There’s a bunch of enemies standing around in the usual pack layouts like you would have to fight them, but they stay green and non-hostile. It’s probably one of the better psych outs in the game, because you totally are waiting for them to start attacking and they NEVER do. Instead you just run in to meet with the Sith Lord, who has his own surprise in store. It seems that the Tulak Hord relic drains people of their force power and then he attacks you himself. This fight is really annoying because of the aforementioned force drain. You don’t recover force naturally, and all your abilities take twice as much to use. The one way to actually sneak by this whole thing is to die and then resurrect, which removes the debuff. You won’t get it re-applied because the Sith Lord doesn’t put it on you, it’s triggered by the cutscene ending and since you don’t have to watch the cutscene again, you are free to beat the Sith senseless.
So you got the thingamajig but now what is left to deal with but the cult. You again get three choices: Screw’em and leave, leave the Sith in charge, or leave your loyal flunkies in charge. As far as I know, the only thing this really changes is a few letters you get as you level up. I might be wrong on that, and I’ll be sure to mention it in future installments should these people ever re-enter the picture.
Interlude – Ghost Great Great Grandpa’s Hat
After completing Nar Shadaa and Balmorra, you will be visited once more by Ghost Gramps who tells you that Zash is planning something. While the general response is “No duh.” you can actually respond in the hilarious “No! Zash would NEVER do that to MEEEE!” way that leads to Ghost Grandpa plainly stating, “You are naive.” Why call attention to that? Well because it is probably the best way to summarize the Sith Inquisitor storyline as a whole. We haven’t got there yet, but trust me – your character is dumber than rocks at times. Anyway, to prepare you for battle the Ghost Granpappy sends you back to Korriban to retrieve his helmet. A mask model that is usually reserved for level 40-something Sith Warriors, so that’s cool.
The whole mission is fairly short and just involves fighting through a dude’s house and then either killing him or persuading him to give up the helmet, then running back to the ship. Really, the worse part in my opinion is getting back to Korriban to do this whole thing. The entrance is right by the Dark Council chamber so you have to go all the way to the Academy, up the elevator, and down the hall and that’s before the mission STARTS. Gah!
Okay, I’ll be straight with you here. This is the worst planet in the entire first chapter. I mean, the others are not about FINDING the thing but how to GET the thing, right? Yea, this is just find the thing. With a side order of revenge for your new companion Andronikos Revel. The mission is literally: 1. Find Andronikos, 2. Find the Pirate, 3. Find the Sand People, and 4. Find the Thing. This is quite literally a straight line across Tatooine. The only thing that diverges or affects anything is whether or not you deprive Andronikos of his revenge and kill the guy yourself. That is it.
Even Andronikos is a weird mixed bag. You are first told that he doesn’t like people or trust people, but by the end of one job that doesn’t even end well he wants to sign on to your ship’s crew. His backstory is also familiar: a pirate captain that was left adrift and almost went mad after his crew mutinied, only for his former crew to end up going insane from a cursed relic. Next he’ll be insisting that he’s CAPTAIN Andronikos Revel. Blah, can we just move on?
Compared to where we are coming from, Alderaan is my favorite world in Chapter One. This is just one of those times you get to be manipulative and sneaky as an Inqusitor and it really feels like how I wish the entire class would play. The whole situation is that the final relic is stored in a vault, and only House Organa has the key. In order to get that key, you will need some sort of dirt to manipulate them which you find in House Alde. It seems that the heir to the House abandoned his duty and more importantly his fiance to go train as a Jedi. A Jedi in love? Tender.
To lure the Jedi back to Alderaan, you go and break into House Rist and find their heir, the scorned woman from the holo that totally doesn’t still have feeling for the Jedi, not at all, b-baka. And this is where it gets fun, you can actually take the story down a few paths here. The first is to lure the Jedi back by forcing the Rist woman to call him and ask to meet at their ‘special spot’, you can kill her if you want and then go and kill the Jedi for the key. On the other hand, you can convince the two to work things out. They’ll both meet at the special spot and you can help them reconcile, convincing the Jedi to abandon his oath to the Jedi Order to be with his beloved. To reward you, he gives you the key. So instead of killing your way, you can actually manipulate a Jedi to fall from grace.
I really like the whole manipulation angle and using your enemies weakness against them. It was really what I was hoping the Inquisitor would be for the most part, and this world really shows how strong that approach is. You can mastermind a way to either have a Jedi fall, or lure a Jedi to his doom in a way that no one will be able to find his body or even know where to look which simultaneously strikes a blow against the Jedi, House Organa, and gets you the key to go and nab the relic from the vault.
The end of the story comes in two parts. The first is another visit by Ghost Grandpa who wants you to retrieve his lightsaber that has given to a retainer of your ancient family before Tulak Hord destroyed everything. The ancestor of the retainer is now working off her father’s debt at a Nar Shadaa casino, a debt incurred when her father bet everything – including the lightsaber – to a corrupt known-for-cheating gambler. You need to go and get it back so she can unlock the case for you (because Bioware wanted you to visit the casino twice since it wasn’t being used for much else). Now that you have your grandpappy’s lightsaber, it’s time to go and deal with Zash.
Now here’s where you either saw it a million miles away or got an awesome twist: Zash wants to betray you! You can’t say there wasn’t ample warning for it. In fact, her wretched form is starting to rot away. So she wants to put her soul in your body. Which sounds a bit too fantasy even for Star Wars, but hey I’ll roll with it. Your morose monster of a pet, Khem Val, disrupts the ritual and somehow ends up body sharing with Zash. The two of them now trading off who controls the body. Of course, Zash is furious. All her planning gone to waste. She even made sure that her loyal apprentices were to become YOUR apprentices, and to ensure YOU became a Lord of the Sith so when the conversion happened she would be ready. So she tries to attack you in Khem’s body but that pesky loyalty oath is apparently biologically ingrained so even when it’s not Khem, Khem Val cannot hurt you.
So the chapter ends with all your new loyal servants coming to hail you as the new Lord Kalig. Yay you!
The first chapter of the Inquisitor’s story is… good. I can’t call it great because it does have some missteps, but at the same time it fixes the biggest issues I had with the Consular story. With the exception of Tatooine which is honestly just a straight up treasure hunt find-the-thing mission, each story explores a different facet of working around complications to obtain your goal. You have the deal with Imperial command and bargaining on Balmorra, you have to build a power base and use it against an opponent on Nar Shadaa, and you have to manipulate your enemy into a trap on Alderaan. While you are still looking for the same Mcguffin over and over, it’s handled so different each time that you never really notice. It makes for a very enjoyable playthrough that keeps you engaged fairly well.
The downsides on the other hand are more so to do with the over arching plot. Zash’s scheming is poorly handled, and this really carries over from the Prologue. Every single person you meet flat out tells you not to trust Zash, and at no point past Korriban are you ever given a worthwhile reason to trust her. She constantly makes enigmatic promises of your rise to power, but that’s all it is – vague promises. By the time Lord Kalig shows up and flat out tells you she wants to betray you, well what reason do you have to keep going along with this plan? But for some reason, you do. You bring her all the relics, and then guess what? She betrays you! Shocker. The only reason you don’t die is because Khem Val saves your butt, establishing sadly what will be a long series of “Someone saving your butt” moments that extend well into chapters two and three. I would rather have had one of the interludes be something along the lines of finding some means to counter Zash’s ritual, the two counter rituals exploding and resulting in Zash and Khem Val sharing a body. SUPPOSEDLY this is what Kalig’s helmet is for, but when the time comes it is never brought up, so I have no idea.
The only other thing would be a small one but I would really have liked to see the relics have more effect than just be a macguffin. I mean, on Tatooine we establish that one can drive you insane (something we hear about but never see) and the one on Nar Shadaa can drain force power. The other two are essentially trapped under rocks, but still could affect things around them. The Alderaan vault IS guarded and the Balmorra altar was surrounded by colocoids. It was just a little something that I think would have added some flavor. Not a big complaint.
No the BIG complaint is going to be next time as we dive into Chapter Two of the Sith Inquisitor story.
Warning: This post contains spoilers for the first chapter of the Bounty Hunter storyline in Star Wars: The Old Republic. To see a spoiler-free summary of the storyline please check this page instead.
There’s nothing like the thrill of the hunt, the rush of competition and utter carnage that awaits a competitor in the Great Hunt. A handful of bounty hunters after the biggest prize in their profession, and not only do you have to take out your appointed bounty but also take out the other bounty hunter you’re competing with? This is going to be fun. Luckily, I got my best gal Mako working the intel angle, my freak called Treek packing a double barreled blaster, and a ship droid that… apparently likes repainting my ship over and over. Sigh… Well, Miss Crysta Marko the Space Texan, where am I going first?
So our first target is some big wig admiral working on the seige of Balmorra. Which right from the get go just goes to show you how different this is from any of the other Imperial class stories: Your first target in the Great Hunt is an Imperial Admiral. Wow. If that doesn’t tell you that the Bounty Hunter is on the outside of the Imperial power structure, I don’t know what will. Unfortunately, said Admiral is a bit of a recluse. He stays on his ship above Balmorra and never leaves the damn thing, and there is no chance of sneaking aboard something like that and not turning it into a suicide mission. The next best thing is to lure him out. Mako has a lead on an officer on the ground that works intelligence for another officer that works under the admiral and is looking to take over his superiors position by impressing the admiral. Sort of. See this is the Empire, where impress means “remove the competition” and thus is hiring for someone to discreetly sabotage his boss’ work on Balmorra and to make him look better by comparison. I can’t POSSIBLY see how this could backfire, but what the hell it’s the best shot at dragging the admiral out of hiding.
The “accidents” you have to pull off are all pretty simple. Help a slicer install a virus into the droid factory and then eliminate her as a loose end. Stir the colocoids out of their subjugated state and into a full blown frenzy by killing their queen. Finally, you steal a tracking device from a Republic ship being used to ambush and prove the link that the Republic is involved on Balmorra and stick on a garbage ship. Each time reporting back to a gleefully scheming officer who stands in delight with his “pet” Cathar who I will refer to as Murglegurgle because honestly that’s the first thing that comes to mind when I see her jumble puzzle of a name.
After handling the accidents, the superior officer is so totally canned and you talk to the officer and convince him that the best way to show off to the admiral is to meet him in person so the duped officer calls the admiral to arrange for a meeting. Naturally, you and for some reason Murglegurgle are invited as well. When you show up for the meet – and here’s a shocker – the Admiral is MAD at the officer because these flubs should have never happened if he was doing his job as intelligence. Ha! Don’t care. Time to take out an admiral. But wait! There’s a surprise twist: Murglegurgle is your rival bounty hunter for the hunt! I am so shocked! Only not! Because she clearly had alternative intent all through the planet chain. She was always listening in. The camera always included her in the background watching the conversations. Still it was a pretty good build up for the twist and other than the camera angles hinting something was up, she never came close to tipping her hand in the whole thing. Which was impressively done. So with Murglegurgle dead, and the Admiral bagged it’s off to the next hunt. Oh I suppose you can kill the wormy officer if you want. Don’t know why you would. His dumb ass just helped you move on in the Hunt.
The next target is a former assassin turned security expert calling himself the Eidolon. Crysta is kind enough to point you to a contact named Gele’ren, a twilek who wants the Eidolon gone on behalf of the Hutt Cartels and who happens to work with Anuli, an old friend of Mako’s (Boooyfriend? COMMENCE TEASING!) and would like to see the Eidolon taken down to improve his stature with the Cartel and maybe become a boss himself. I’m not entirely sure how the Cartel hierarchy works here. Sometimes they work like a gang, sometimes they’re more of a company, and sometimes it’s just “We all work for hutts.” I have no clue. The plan however is to once again force the ever elusive target to come to you instead of finding them. What better way to accomplish this than by completely ruining the Eidolon’s business ventures.
The first job is to blow up an entire warehouse of weapons for the Republic worth billions of credits. Really, that’s it. We’re just gonna blow up a warehouse. You have to admit there’s a sort of dangeresque mentality to this whole thing that makes me laugh. No, we don’t sneak around. No, we don’t blackmail. We blow things up. It’s brilliantly simplistic methodology and I would expect nothing else from the Bounty Hunter.
The next bit is some non-hutt concerning business with a certain rival in a certain Great Hunt. Anuli actually helps pin down some strange order going towards one off beat warehouse here on Nar Shadaa. Mako thinks this is probably where you’ll find your rival for this planet. It turns out your rival is a team of ugnaughts who pilot a droid together. Kind of like a weird Power Rangers set up only the robot doesn’t break apart into seperate smaller robots…. I think. Apparently, they made it into the Great Hunt by having their droid malfunction and blow up killing everyone else in the melee. This tells us two things: 1) These are some very lucky pigmen and 2) there was more than one melee, cause that sure as heck did not happen at the end of the prologue. I would remember that. So is the melee a standard part of the Hunt? Because they made it sound like it was a necessity due to the number of entrants from the Hutts or other crime lords. So where there other melees on other planets to help trim things down? No clue. This is probably the only time we ever hear about another melee beside the one you participate in.
From here on out, it’s back to business nabbing the Eidolon. In classic fashion, this quickly becomes an eye for an eye beat down. You post all his secret dealings across the holo for all to see thanks to a security expert named Zee, and the Eidolon smacks back with going after Gele’ren and Anuli. This actually seems to hit little Mako way more than any of the possible reactions your bounty hunter has. She has a moment of utter hopelessness in the face of the fact that yes, even bounty hunters must face the repercussion of their choices and actions. This is actually where we get introduced to a reoccurring question that gets posed in the bounty hunter storyline: are you responsible? You were hired to take down the Eidolon. Without your pursuit Gele’ren and Anuli wouldn’t be involved. So is it your fault they died? Are you responsible for those who get harmed or are you simple a tool of your employer and they should be blamed? This question is actually central to the entire bounty hunter storyline as you’ll see in Chapters 2 and 3.
Finally, you’ll have a chance to take in the Eidolon. Just before you get to your showdown you’ll be contacting by a representative from the Hutt Cartel who notifies you that they will give an extra reward for delivering an alive and detained Eidolon to them. It won’t interfere with the hunt and you’ll still get credit for the bounty. It’s just an extra bonus because oh do they want to make this scumbag suffer and hey, so might you. So there’s your chance. The option comes full circle when you finally do take down the Eidolon and facing the possible result of endless sufferring at the hands of the Hutts, he begs you from one warrior to another to give him an honorable death. While not as prominent or frequent as the idea of responsibility, is the choice between profit and honor. This becomes a bigger deal when the Mandolorians get more involved in the story later on and you will often get the choice to fulfill a bounty or give them an honorable death by combat or some such. This is actually a weird inversion of the ‘take them alive’ light side or ‘kill them’ dark side choices in the game. Killing them honorably usually results in light side points with the bounty hunter, where as straight up murder will result in ‘dark side’. It’s a weird moral gray area to dance in, but that seems somewhat fitting for the hunter.
Your hunt gets interrupted by the Huntmaster’s assisstant – Lek – who calls you back to Dromund Kaas. Instantly this puts Mako on edge as the Huntmaster and his team are not supposed to contact anyone directly while the hunt is on. However, it turns out that they have a rather unique situation on their hands and that the entire target list for the Great Hunt has been stolen and is set to be auctioned off on Hutta. This is naturally bad because of its effects on the Great Hunt. Finding out you’re on the target list is pretty much a big “go underground. Leave galaxy now.” flag and it will screw up everything. You are being tasked by the Huntmaster himself to go and retrieve it and “take care of” any potential threat to the hunt: the slicer who stole it, anyone who might try to buy it or is aware of it, or just anyone who showed up to the auction really. Most importantly is to try to find out who leaked this intel.
The mission itself is just a short hop back to Hutta to kill a ton of people. But it has some nice moments like seeing Nem’ro’s secretary who handled your payments in the prologue again. The real point of this whole thing is revealed in the big twist of who leaked the list to the sliver: a mandolorian. The Mando did manage to hide his identity through voice filters and hiding his face, but there was one big clue. The mando wanted to make sure that Tarro Blood’s targets were left off the list. Well, that’s an interesting turn. Who could benefit from that? While your gut says Tarro himself and yes, that is true, the gambling scene surrounding the Hunt has put just enough incentive in exterior hands to move the indicator into ‘reasonable doubt’ in the eyes of Lek and the Huntmaster. Bah!
Your next target is on Tatooine and no sooner than you arrive than you get a ring from Crysta the Space Texan letting you know her pre-recorded briefing for this target is null and void. Looks like the target caught wind of being a target and decided to high tail it but was shot down by your opponent in the hunt for this world sending the target – a Devoronian named Tyresius Lokai – plummeting into the desert. The good news is because of that, he’s probably still on the planet and is probably looking for a new way off. So your first visit is to the spaceport traffic droid who tells you that no “Tyresius Lokai” exists in the records, but another Deveronian is about to depart. Deveronians are apparently quite uncommon according to my MakoWiki, so the chance of there being two both trying to get off the planet at the same time is a bit fishy. Treek! Fetch my investigation hat!
Of course the guy who claims not to be and to never have heard of Tyresius Lokai is in fact Tyresius Lokai. He runs off leaving you to deal with his goons who happily divulge after being smacked around that your opponent in the Great Hunt – a Rodian named Veeboo – is in a cantina and may have info on where the ship crashed and where Lokai might head. Veeboo is a fricking worm who took a huge pay out from Lokai to let him go. After prying out that Lokai was going to see the “Lady of Pain” about a new ship (this is a really weird place for a Planescape reference honestly.) After the tip, I just blasted Veeboo. Seriously, what is with all these wimpy rivals?
You find the Lady of Pain in the middle of talks with Lokai. You offer her anything for Lokai instead and she asks for entertainment. Apparently she needs a champion for her gladiatorial blood sport match this afternoon and you volunteer. Lokai gets hauled off in chains and all you have to do is take care of one lousy gold mob and everything is in the bag. Sort of. Seems like Tyresius slipped away using a grenade in a false horn and took off into the Dune Sea with a speeder and a ship part. So now you have to chase him again! GAH! This guy is SO dead when I find him.
So into the desert you go, and actually not that far really. The ship apparently crashed a hop, skip and jump north of an Imperial Outpost and right behind a sand people camp. Tyresius on the other hand is one not to give up without some resistance (considering that’s all he’s done this entire time, this should not come as a shock) and he’ll send a couple of waves of disposable droids at you. When you finally catch up with him, he has one final offer: Kill him. Well, not HIM him, but a genetically identical duplicate of him that he just keeps around for uh… “emergencies.” This is yet another one of those completely railroad-y decisions in the game that gives you no choice but to agree with the deal. I do suspect that probably at some point in development you could refuse and just kill Lokai, but hey dems de breaks and here’s a new companion. Deal with it. Of course, our new friend can’t go around calling himself “Tyresius Lokai, man who died in the great hunt” so he takes a brand new name: Gault Rennow. He’s our DPS long range sniper companion. I want to throw him out the air lock but can’t.
It’s not like Gault is a bad character at all. He’s a snarky, selfish, con artist and self-titled businessman that is always looking for the quick and easy credit. His conversations are usually pretty funny. Funnier than most of our companions at least. No, really what has always irked me about Gault has been two-fold: first is the completely forced way he joins your crew. The game just ignores the myriad of reasons this is a BAD IDEA and just shoves him into your hands and walks off like giving a love note to s-sempai. Second is the fact that the guy is just a complete weasel. His introduction is all about paying off people, getting others to do his dirty work, and squirming out of every situation. He just comes off as slimy as a overly greased comb-over on a used car dealer. It just always put me off. No matter how snarky or sassy his commentary gets, I just feel dirty when I work with Gault.
Alderaan, also known as dead planet walking, is either the most frustrating or most enjoyable RP experience in the entire first chapter of the Bounty Hunter storyline. Namely because you spend the entire planet trying to hobnob with noble elites who think your petty blue collar work beneath them. At the center of this whole thing is House Girard who has the intel you need to locate your bounty of the day: The Durasteel Duke. Named such because he is supposedly nigh unkillable with nerves of… well… durasteel I would assume. So to get the intel you need, you get to play errand monkey for a bunch of stuck ups in fancy duds that seem to enjoy bickering with each other. Lots of in-fighting in this House it seems.
Most of the jobs you have to do can either go down in one of two fashions: You behave, or you don’t. You can either put up with the self righteous jerk or you can break his nose and force him to take the package even though your employer was supposed to deliver it in person. You can help the old curator of the museum find the fake relic that has the clue while covering him from oncoming fire or you can just smash all the priceless ancient jugs until you find the right one and get the heck out of Alde (You know, instead of Dodge. Cause it’s House Alde. Oh whatever.)
Things get interesting once you try to hunt down the duke at House Rist. There’s a bunch of awesome booby traps to dodge and avoid. The whole thing kind of turns into Indiana Jones for one area. This is the kind of thing I wish they did more of in this game instead of just combat, combat, more combat. Have puzzles! Put a maze in there! I mean, they eventually added some more of this with Rise of the Hutt Cartel bu seriously, it works really well and I find it to be such an enjoyable break. However, all is for not because you apparently JUST missed the Duke and found out that Rist already killed your rival for the planet for you. Yay? That’s not all though. Impressed with your skill, the assassins of House Rist make you an offer: Kill House Girard. All of them. They promise you a fat paycheck to finishing their contract for them. My first playthough I didn’t take the money because I wanted to stay loyal to my employer. On a second time, I realized that these were professional hitmen and women with a contract to kill them anyway. They were gonna die no matter what. Might as well get paid. Plus you get a title for doing the deed! You get to be “Homewrecker”.
So you finally get to the Duke at House Organa’s pad only to find out that the Duke has actually been dead for like weeks. Natural causes, or some accident, or some other way that did not involve my blaster. Apparently the Duke’s sister has been running around as him in a holodisguise to ensure that his diplomatic work finishes before they announce the death. But hell, she doesn’t wanna deal with the likes of a bounty hunter that chased her across 3 noble houses and half the planet. She just gives you the duke’s body to turn in and begs you to just leave her alone. Which I always do. Hey, why waste ammo?
The planet wraps up with a return to House Girard where the patriarch of the house that was signing your check has died to natural causes (Lots of that going around). You still get paid, but you were also made his legal representative way back at the beginning to deliver that first package to Count Butthead. So it falls to you to decide who is the successor to be the head of the house. There’s actually three ways this can go: 1) Side with the son. You’ll get the Knight of Alderaan title if you are male and the Baroness title if you are female. 2) Side with the daughter. No titles but you get light side points. 3) If you agreed to take on Rist’s contract, kill them all and get the Homewrecker title. The Homewrecker option ONLY appears if you agreed to Rist’s offer earlier though. Now with that settled, it’s time to go toe to toe to the finals of the Great Hunt.
The finale for chapter one is actually told in two parts. The first of which has you travel back to Nar Shadaa to meet with a former champion of the Great Hunt – a mandolorian who just happens to be the teacher of Tarro Blood and his lackies. It turns out that Tarro has one last sneaky little trick up his sleeve and the former champion wants to warn you about it to help preserve the honor and integrity of the Great Hunt. Naturally, as is almost always the case with these things he can only tell you about it in person. No unsecured communications. Even though you have an expert hacker with a computer in her brain that should be able to get us a clean line. Whatever.
When you show up to the meet you find that Tarro’s lackies did follow you there. Shock! If only we could have avoided this by not meeting in person at one place where our enemies could get us both. You get the option of either slaughtering all of Tarro’s goons or having an honorable duel to the death. Either way though and the former champ still takes a shot and dies. But if you chose the honorable duel, you did get some kind final words about you are the true ideal of what the Great Hunt and Mandolorians should inspire to be. Not so kind words if you just blow them all to hell. But you do get revenge. Sweet vengeance on rye toast. With a side of OJ. AND PAIN! *cough* Moving on.
The actual conclusion comes in the form of one last bounty, and boy is it a doozy: Get on board a Republic military dreadnaught, disable its hyperspace stabilizers so it gets shredded in the jump, kill a Jedi master, and then set a timer to throw the whole ship into hyperspace to destroy it. Oh, and also get off the bloody thing before it goes and defeat your rival. Very important. Naturally, nothing is simple. Your attempt to ‘sneak’ on board is immediately met with a troop of soldiers who already caught your rival – one Tarro Blood – who happily informed them that you would also be arriving soon in hopes to save his own skin. He’s locked in the brig now. You on the other hand get to fight your way through a now completely on alert ship. By the Force, Tarro Blood is so slimy that I’m shocked all the fangirls who squee over $%#*stains like Draco Malfoy aren’t created fan shrine websites to his Bieber looking ass. Those are still a thing right? Fan shrine sites? Or did they just all die when Geocities went offline? God I’m old.
While rigging the ship to blow, you do stumble upon the brig and Mr. Blood sitting in a cell. To twist a quote a certain moment in a certain game – This is the part where you kill him. (This is that part.) And joy of joys, you actually get a choice in your method of dealing with this anthropomorphized mosquito. You can either leave him in the ship to be ripped apart when the hyperspace jump goes off, or you can be the honorable man and let him out to have a proper duel to the death or you can be just as much of a prick by agreeing to the duel, letting him out and then shoot him dead before he has a chance to grab his gear. Surprisingly, Mako is very much on board with the leaving him here to be shredded idea. I on the other hand went with the duel on my Powertech and the shooting him before grabbed his gear bit. If this toad was gonna die, I wanted to be the one to pull the trigger.
Now that Blood has been dealt with – and OH! WAS IT SATISFYING – we can finally go after the actual target. The Jedi is hanging out on the bridge with his padawan when you arrive. He tries to force you to surrender, leading to probably one of the most screencapped moments of the game:
JEDI: *waves hand for Jedi Mind Trick* You will lower your weapon and surrender.
BOUNTY HUNTER: *mock waving hand* You will realize what a complete idiot you are.
The master realizes he doesn’t have much alternative to fight and then realizes he doesn’t have much choice to lose. Badly. It’s important to note that this is the first Jedi Master you have to take on for the Great Hunt, and possibly your first Jedi opponent ever (Suppose it depends on what you do on the planetary storylines). So a victory is impressive. You of course are also free to either let his apprentice go or to kill her as well. But between you and me – let her go. Trust me. It’ll make sense in Chapter Two. Makes for a MUCH better story in my opinion. Anyway, with the bounty dead and handled, it’s time to set the ship to blow and get the heck out.
The whole thing ends back on Dromund Kaas where you are given a triumphant award ceremony proclaiming you to be the grand champion of the Great Hunt! Wealth, fame, and employment await! (So like the opposite of college nowadays.) The ceremony ends with a notification that you have been called to meet with Mandalore. THE Mandalore. Like the big head honcho of the entire Mandalorian people. He’s got a special task for you it seems. But that can wait, for now its time to celebrate!
Originally, I had long held that the Bounty Hunter storyline starts strong and then dwindles toward chapter three but after replaying the storyline I may have been somewhat blinded by it being the first storyline I played. It’s still great. Don’t get me wrong. There’s a lot of fun, and has a solid tale of personal glory mixed with revenge. Tarro Blood is a scum bag villain that revels whose presence is felt almost constantly as he continuously attempts to sabotage your chance at victory. The final showdown with Blood, no matter which way you choose to end it, feels so satisfying and enjoyable. More than just about any other ‘rival’ you have in other storylines. The Great Hunt is a wonderful framing device for the story that always ensures you have something to work towards on each planet.
I was however slightly disappointed that each planet only had one bounty. I was hoping that each world would be like Hutta where you are constantly chasing different people. However, that was my first time playing the story. After chapter two it sank in exactly what the hunt was about. It’s about HUNTING. Setting traps, luring out the prey, and tracking across every environment possible. Going back and looking at the Great Hunt that way was a much more rewarding experience… sometimes. Other times, like on Tatooine, you just want it to be over and it starts to really drag chasing Tyresius only to have him slip away every single time. Especially since after all that, you are forced to bring him along.
The storyline wasn’t flawless by any means either. The weakest bit by far was the idea of the rival bounty hunter that you were supposed to square off against. Let’s count how that goes down: One playing in the shadows till the very end (Good!), one trying to rebuild their winning megazord and die unprepared (Meh.), one got paid off and dropped out (Wha?), and one is dead by the time you get to the planet (You’ve gotta be kidding me…). So after the first planet, the rival aspect is pretty much pointless until the showdown with Tarro. This could have been something that really elevated the whole experience. Not only having to hunt down a bounty but also have to stay a step ahead of the competition. Maybe Tatooine would be a little less tedious had it been a three way race between you, Tyresius trying to escape, and your rival trying to catch Tyresius. Maybe the arena battle for the Lady of Pain would be against your rival who has been working his own connections to get Lokai. It just seems like wasted potential.
Same thing with the leaked list in the interlude. All it ultimately ends up doing is adding another thing on the list of Tarro Blood’s offenses. Like was it supposed to be some shock that Blood was cheating? The whole story started with him cheating! It doesn’t even get him a single demerit with the Huntmaster or his crew. So what was the point? I mean, it could have been a big turn for the character. He gets kicked out of the Hunt, and then goes on a mission of revenge and starts killing your rivals and even the Durasteel Duke in an attempt to sabotage you since you were directly responsible for his expulsion and ruining his shot. That would have been something!
For all its missed opportunities, the bounty hunter storyline is still one of my favorite first chapters. It establishes you as someone who is only on the Imperial side by contract and have very little interest in the power plays of the Sith or the clandestine cloak and dagger plays of Imperial Intelligence. In fact, you actually go directly against them at times. Much like the smuggler, the hunter doesn’t feel like he’s part of his faction but simply works within it. So why the Empire and not the Republic for the Hunter? Well, we’ll get into that when Chapter Two rolls around.
Warning: This post contains spoilers for the Sith Warrior storyline in Star Wars: The Old Republic. If you would like a spoiler free summary of the storylines you can find them here.
The Sith Warrior. A powerful fearsome enforcer of Darth Baras. Now armed with a starship capable of reaching the ends of the galaxy. Fear is your weapon. Your master’s enemies are your enemies. And with Darth Baras’ deep undercover spy network being found out and eliminated, it falls to you as the servant of your master’s will to put a stop to any possible threat to your master’s doings.
Baras’ spy on Balmorra is a big shot officer in the Republic forces that are “not officially part of the resistance”. But before you do that, it’s time to make sure that you cut off any possible loose ends to the spy. That includes his son. The blabber mouth kid has got himself taken in to the custody of the resistance, so it’s up to you to bust him out and either mind wipe the bugger or silence him for good. Then you’ve got to take out the spy in the Balmorran arms factory. This is probably my favorite scene in the whole planet, because you defeat the soldiers guarding the spy (his own squad that he commands) and the last one gets to live just long enough to witness the true betrayal of the commanding officer that he was moments ago ready to lay down his life to protect. The spy quite properly asks the Sith Warrior to just kill the trooper and put him out of his misery, and you can or you can force the spy to do it. I honestly just killed the trooper because there’s no reason to be so mean to this guy. Especially since he then explains to you quite plainly that he knows why you are here, that he is ready to die, and he knew that he was a liability as that would be cut out one day by Baras. Really reasonable for a guy I was sent here to kill. I mean seriously, based on every other class I’ve played in this game I’d expect him to just turn tail and run and try to buy his way out, but no. He knows his place, and he knows it’s time to go. Doesn’t mean he isn’t going to go without a fight though. He’s a soldier after all, and if he’s going to go out, it’s going to be in honorable combat. Which is fine by my dark knight Sith Warrior. Honorable combat it is.
You also meet your second companion here. Malavai Quinn. And he’s an imperial trooper that helps you. He proves to be quite skilled as after you eliminate the spy, he finds that an investigator was listening in on the whole thing and to make matters worse, the investigator is a Jedi. You hunt and stop the Jedi who informs you that she already has sent the information off to Baras’ old foe Noman Karr and his padawan who can see people’s true nature. This shocking twist is only interrupted by Quinn who scoffs at the whole thing and explains that he intercepted the information so that Karr never received it and the truth dies with the Jedi. So Quinn is apparently a bad ass with communications, and is also quite adept at combat, and flying your ship, and many other duties. He’s kind of just an all around bad ass who is stuck on Balmorra for some reason. It’s mentioned that a lot of higher ups want to see him stay there,but Baras rewards him with a recommendation for officer-ship and says his debt with Baras is wiped clean. Whatever that means. Apparently I didn’t ask the right questions to find out what that was or it’ll come up later. Anyway, Quinn is a proper Imperial soldier through and through. Kind of like the Empire equivalent to Elara Dorne I would say.
Baras’ spy Agent Dellocon has run to hide under the protection of Darth Baras’ rival Lord Rathari. In order to get to Dellocon, the Warrior must draw Rathari out of the shadows and remove the protection. To do this, you must disrupt all of his operations and dealings on Nar Shadaa forcing a confrontation that will give you an opening to the agent. Rathari kills the woman assisting you and challenges you to a duel. He then refuses to duel a lowly apprentice and has his lackeys do it. Finally, you defeat Rathari and he kills Dellocon for you (stealing your kill if you wish to offer some disapproval) and then you are free to do with Rathari as you see fit and he acknowledges your strength and takes whatever punishment you dish out. Even asking for a swift death if you wish to kill him.
There’s a small interlude after Nar Shadaa where you assault a Republic tracking station that has been keeping tabs on you for Noman Karr. You break in, kill everyone, and have a fun confrontation of taunting the Jedi and making your intentions generally known. He becomes more resolved than ever to keep his padawan safe and out of reach, so Darth Baras decides the next course of action will be to lure her out by destroying everything she holds close and dear. This will be interesting.
So first up on the whole “destroying everything she holds close and dear” road trip is a visit to the sandy dunes of Tatooine and slaughtering her old master that helped develop her unique power. Of course, the master just happens to be a remote hermit who know is sure where he lives. But your assigned assistant from Darth Baras has an idea: let’s retrace the padawan’s steps. So first up is to ‘subdue the devil of the desert’ and bathe in its… shiny… stuff. Maybe blood. They’re not very specific. I’m going to go with blood. And subduing it with a lightsaber to the face. Quinn, do you object? No? Excellent. Stab the giant desert bug and become shiny. Then you can enter the sand people encampment and figure out what happened next because heck, I wouldn’t mess with someone covered in shiny sand demon bug blood juice stuff.
So the next thing the padawan did was bathe in a spring to purify herself. Really? We’re doing this? The game is actually gonna make me take a bath. Dangit. Okay actually it’s more so like meditating at a spring and facing your inner self, who you must defeat to move on. This is one of those things that makes me really want to do a second character with the opposite alignment to see if it changes. Because my encounter was extremely dark side orientated which made sense because I was dark side. So I have to wonder if you have a light side Sith Warrior, if this whole thing changes. Either way, when you defeat yourself (Insert “That is why you fail” joke here), you receive a vision of the deep desert where the Jedi lives. Your assistant says she will not follow because no one goes to the deep desert and survives, which is funny because I’m pretty sure I’ve done it AT LEAST 7 OTHER TIMES. You think an experienced tracker would know about all the other people, and the established bases in the dune sea that are not filled with dead people but whatever.
Finally, you get to meet the Jedi proper. He goes on with his usual Jedi blather about how I will fail, and how I will now die here, and how I will never find out anything. Luckily, he has a little buddy. One that is more than willing to spill the beans to save his master. Unluckily, I killed them both anyway because such was the will of my master, Darth Baras! (I’m a good Sith. We’ll a bad Sith. Who does good. Good to his master, not to like other people. You know what I mean.) But we do learn a very important clue, a name: Jaesa Wilsaam. Well how about that. Time to put that intel to use.
I wasn’t joking when I said we were gonna put that intel to good use. We’re going after Ms. Padawan’s family. And we are going to kill them. Or that’s what Baras wants at least. You don’t HAVE to technically. But as we’ve stated that this playthrough is me being a good bad sith of bad done good but bad-ness. So we’re killing them. But first we have to find them. And to do that we have to use this sniveling Thul politician to locate them. Unfortunately, he’s a fricking weasel. So he constantly tries to divert the conversation, blame others (including you), and poorly manipulate others to do his own personal bidding.
Case and point, he tells you that a House Alde noblewoman had Jaesa as a servant at one point and that you should kidnap her and bring her back to him to be properly interrogated. Well, it turns out that no. She was not this noblewoman’s servant. Actually, the Thul jerk has been attempting to woo her unsuccessfully because he’s a creepy freak so he just figured he’d get you to kidnap her so he can… well, I don’t want to think about how he’d “interrogate” her. Because that’s kind of sickening to be honest. I actually let her go after threatening some good information out of her. Just to irk the Thul Jerk Creep.
Next is a bunch of filler about trying to track her down, breaking into a high security station, hacking the planet, blah blah blah. Ultimately, it leads to the fact that you find the Wilsaam family in the center tower of the Organa palace/castle/estate/I-hate-nobles. Upon entering, you are challenged by their sworn guardian: a Jedi Knight. Oh fun. They think they can stop me. And if you choose to kill the family, you get probably what is the FUNNIEST moment in this entire chapter. Instead of dueling the Jedi Knight to kill the family, you just force push the Jedi out of the way, and double force choke Mommy and Daddy at the same time, and THEN the Jedi fights you. Because he failed. Failed so hard, I dare say this falls into the Epic Fail category. This probably wouldn’t have been nearly as funny if it wasn’t for the fact that it pretty much subverts EVERYTHING ELSE in the game, where you declare your intention, then fight the gold mob, and then deal with the target. The Sith Warrior is just like “NOEP. KILL TIME.” and I was on the floor.
After dealing with the family, Darth Baras gets a hold of you and says that the Slimy Thul Jerk Creep has been telling your master that you’ve been goofing off and messing around this entire time, trying to further your own agenda. Not shocked. However, upon clarifying the whole mess, Darth Baras gives you a present: You can deal with the Slimy Thul Jerk Creep anyway you see fit. Ooooh yes. And his Sith bodyguards will do nothing to you, because they are more loyal to the Darths then they are to a loser politician. It’s murder time again! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. I mean. Goodie.
The finale of chapter one comes at first in the form of an invitation from Jaesa to meet her and settle this between the two of you, since it’s clear that both of you are just pawns in a battle between your masters. And you’ve already guessed what happens, haven’t you? Oh yea. Jaesa isn’t there when you show up. Just two of Nomen Karr’s Jedi goons who have big heads about wanting to beat up a Sith. They also are dead. (Okay, you CAN send them packing with their injuries as a message to Karr, but why?) Turns out Jaesa did plan on meeting you as she said, but Nomen Karr stopped her and sent the goons as an uh… “elaborate” trap. Like you didn’t expect it to be a trap to begin with. This however is immediately followed by an actual message from Karr sent to Darth Baras, challenging him on Hutta.
This is the fun part. On Hutta, you have to fight Nomen Karr three seperate times (Protip: Heal before talking to him each time) and taunting him into releasing his anger. During these fights, he stops using his Jedi Knight abilities and starts using more abilities from the Sith Warrior arsenal (Force chokes, slams, ravage, etc) and he goes further and further dark side. Swearing up a storm about how he’s going to kill you, maim you, hurt you, and is going to enjoy doing it. Meanwhile, innocent lil’ ol’ Jaesa makes her entrance to see her master frothing at the mouth.
At this point there’s two distinct paths that the rest of this encounter: you can use dark side choices to complete break her and destroy her world view by forcing her to use her “true nature revealing” power on her own master to expose the darkness he’s had in his heart all this time, thus causing her to doubt the power of the light side and convert. That for the record is the way I went. The other choice is just to disillusion her into joining you without completely breaking her, and thus becoming much like the Inquisitor and having a doubtful Jedi join you, but doesn’t want to go Sith. Either way, she becomes your new apprentice. But she can only be romanced if you converted her to the dark side.
Despite how simple everything seems to be described here, the Sith Warrior storyline is actually really amazing and enjoyable. Mostly not because of the plot, but because of the conversations and interactions. If you ever wanted to be the supremely bad ass dragon to a big bad, and just wander around terrorizing the universe – you can be that! If you are the noble servant to a dark master, who only kills when necessary – YOU CAN BE THAT! If you want to serve your master loyally or start to subvert him to overthrow him later – both are viable paths to take! The story may be simple, but how to get to tell it is extremely varied based on your choices. And really choice seems to be the big thing for this leg of the Sith Warrior’s journey. You can choose to obey or disobey, you can choose to kill or spare, you get to choose to convert or simply recruit an apprentice. The choices are really what makes this storyline shine.
I’m not saying the actual plot is that bad either. Just simple. Your master’s spy network has been compromised against impossible odds. Time to eliminate any possible loose ends and then stop the source of the problem: a padawan. But the padawan is in hiding! Well, start killing everyone she has a close bond to, that should lure her out. It’s a simple but well executed story. There’s no real twists or turns, no mystery, but still exciting as you serve as the right hand of Darth Baras and execute his will across the galaxy (or not). It’s fun because you already feel powerful going in, there is no build up to earning your place. You are Vader at this point. Full stop. And it’s pretty awesome to have that much authority and power in Chapter One.
I’d say more about your new apprentice Jaesa Wilsaam but you literally get her right at the completion of Chapter One. And considering the girl has two distinct versions you can get to know, I’d rather play around some with that before I say my piece on it. I will say this: Dark Side Jaesa? She is one freaky lady. Like makes me wanna take shower after talking to her dark side. So, there’s that. Now I have to shower from thinking about it. Yuck.
Warning: This post contains spoilers for the first chapter of the Jedi Consular storyline in Star Wars: The Old Republic. To see a spoiler-free summary of the storyline please check this page instead.
Ah yes, the proud Jedi Consular. Fresh off to save the galaxy from the horrors of the Dark Plague that was set up in the prologue. Will this be another whirlwind tour of fetch the macguffin? Or will substantial choices that affect the destiny of the whole galaxy be made? Eh, probably something in between. Let’s get into it.
Taris. Oi. Taris. No matter how many times I visit this planet no matter the class, I hate Taris. Luckily, I’m here on better pretenses than to kill rakghouls or rakghoul infecting terrorists. No, this time I am here to find a Dark Plagued Jedi conservationist. And if you ever thought those Green Peace guys were nuts and just wanted to sock’em, well this is your chance. You meet up with a group of soldiers who were working with the Jedi before his recent dissappearance and they help you track down his whereabouts along with his Padawan. Seems like the Dark Plague has jacked the Jedi’s priorities up to 11 though because when you find this Jedi he has a new mission: DESTROY ALL LIFE ON TARIS. More specifically he wants to save Taris by removing any non-native life off of it so it can regrow to its natural state. (Considering that when it was destroyed it was a city planet to supposedly rival Coruscant, does anyone even know what its natural state IS?)
Your mission quickly becomes to track down and stop the insane Jedi. Between the padawan and the troop of soldiers, you slowly make your way across the planet. But it’s not without problems. The Jedi attacks the soldiers while you are out in the field with the only survivor being the commander of the group. He begs you to avenge his men and kill the Jedi which drives his padawan out to go save her master. The whole shebang ends with you trying to stop the Jedi from unleashing a chemical apocalypse across Taris, with his now turned padawan at his side. The choice of how to stop the Jedi and his padawan is up to you. You possess the knowledge to heal the master from the Dark Plague, but his crimes are immense and brutal… maybe it would be best to simply put them down? Honestly, I must say the conflict of whether to kill or heal the Jedi is probably what makes the best Taris storyline I’ve played so far. There are legitimate arguments for both sides, and it falls to you to make the decision. He committed horrible deeds, but did so because of the Dark Plague. Does that excuse him from punishment? He was willing to kill an entire planet worth of people if you hadn’t stopped him. Should that be overlooked? It all comes down to your decision on how to handle it. This one is definitely a harder choice than say the one on the next planet.
The second dark plague affected Jedi has taken over the Guiding Hand cult. With the assistance of the engineering genius, business man, and likes to think himself a ladies man Theran Cedrax, you must infiltrate the Red Lancer gang, prove your worth to them to gain an audience with ‘The Master’ – Dark Plagued Jedi Duras Fain. You confront Fain and either cure him, or toss him to the authorities for the crimes he’s committed on Nar Shaddaa.
So another Jedi that’s gone off the deep end is one Duras Fain. His corruption becomes a little less noble than our friend on Taris as he has taken over a cult calling himself ‘The Master’. The entire goal of the storyline here is to infiltrate the cult and square off against him. Seriously, that’s all. He doesn’t even show up till the very end really. Most of the story is actually you working with your new contact/future companion Theran Cedrax and his virtual assistant Holiday trying to get in good with the Red Lancer gang so you can meet ‘The Master’.
Theran is a character. Gambler, inventor, genius, and would probably be a ladies man too if he wasn’t so devoted to Holiday. Honestly, I don’t have much of a strong opinion of the guy. He’s pompous and narcissistic, thinks he knows it all and sure that can get a bit annoying. But for my narcissistic pompous Sage, well, I think I might have just found a drinking buddy. And who knows, we might end up killing each other! The only thing that worries me is that I’ve heard that Theran is a bit of a pacifist. Well that’s no good when I kill everyone I meet. So he stays on the ship with Holiday, thinking up new cocktails.
So you run with the gang and try to get in good by lending some Jedi assistance to their criminal activities. You are pretty much always given the chance to sabotage their illegal acts or carry them through the help keep up the facade. The choice is pretty much yours because like many moral choices, it’s in the spirit of your character’s actions not an actual choice because it always ends up working out in the end somehow. I honestly just did what they told me. My Jedi Sage is pretty much devoted to the idea that since he is a Jedi he’s above the normal mundane concepts of right and wrong, because hey, I’ve got the force, that inherently makes me a better person than you. So if the ends justify the means that’s fine for me, not for you. In case you haven’t noticed my dude is a bit on the dark side.
You finally get to confront Fain and it’s pretty much done at that point. He knows you’re a Jedi and he’s got a pretty good idea why you’re there. He gives you the chance to cash in and join the cult, which of course is a no go, so there’s a bit of battle and then you get your final choice. Do you cleanse him? Well, I said no. Because dangit, I need my strength. I’m not going to parse it out to help some two bit Jedi with dreams of grandeur. (Unless it’s me that’s the Jedi with dreams of grandeur.) But wait, what’s this? Another choice? The Nar Shadaa uh… “Law enforcement” (Do Hutts have cops?) shows up to arrest Fain for all his criminal actions under the influence of the Dark Plague. You can refuse to hand him over and possibly upset the balance and give the Hutts more reason to side with the Empire, or hand over the nutjob and walk away clean. Well, I washed my hands of the whole thing and handed him over. All I got was a scowl for it from the Jedi masters, but I helped preserve the Republic’s influence on a neutral world. That’s worth losing one Jedi that’s not me, right?
After Nar Shadaa, you get a side mission to go find a ship where another Jedi has gone nuts and is trying to blow it up. It’s short and quick, but you finally get to meet Lord Vivacar the Sith behind the Dark Plague. At least through a holo you do. I loved that part because with my Jedi it was pretty much a battle of who is the more snooty and moral righteous about the whole thing. When the shortest interlude mission ever is done, you can head back to your ship to find out two more Masters have gone silent and it’s up to you to “deal” with them, cause honestly I can’t believe the Jedi Council doesn’t know what I’m going to do at this point and is just using me to help keep a lid on this and silence the problem.
Tatooine gives us yet another Jedi Master to track down. Mostly following his footprints as instructed by a guide who has come down with “sand rot” from being in the deep desert for too long. I’m not entirely sure how much of his attitude actually has to do with the sand rot or that he’s just a jerky sand billy to begin with. Mostly you just retrace all of the Jedi Master’s footprints: Meet with the Jawa and found out that the Master told them to scrap their sand crawler to build war droids for some reason, then following him to a cave where he supposedly had a vision but actually he just found an ancient tablet that details the history of Tatooine. And for the first time since we found out that vaporator’s speak bocce, we learn something new about Tatooine in the Star Wars universe. It was apparently a fairly green planet at one point, and was dominated by four species. Of these four, only two remains to survive as the planet eroded away into desert: the sand people and the jawas. This leads to the revelation that the Jedi may have been doing something with the sand people in the Dune Sea. A good hunch since the first thing you find is an overrun settlement that the Master has been sending sand people to attack like clockwork. But it leads you right to where our Jedi friend is hanging out.
Turns out that this lost master is looking for a way to stop the “coming darkness” that everyone seems to be harping about. By studying how the Sand People have survived to be one the oldest species on the planet, he comes to the conclusion that the issue is that the weak and the sick must be cut out of society to strengthen it as a whole. That the Jedi are hurting the galaxy by protecting the weak. Of course, the guide steps forward and now we finally see what the deal with the sand rot has been. He asks if the Jedi Master would kill him too because he’s sick. Which gives you a chance to stop him with the usual shield him or kill him choice.
The last Jedi Master we’re looking for and that may have contracted the horrible Dark Plague that turns normally peaceful jedi into violent loons just happens to be overseeing a peace… treaty… on Alderaan. Crap. Well, time to crash a summit. But how do we do that?
At first you try to go through the Republic’s designated ally on the great planet of in-fighting, House Organa, but they’ve already sent a representative along with a Jedi knight, the master you are supposed to find, and a single house sending two jedi for a peace talk is probably gonna reek of attempted intimidation and strong-arming the debate. With that in mind, perhaps its time to look for a house that HASN’T sent a representative yet. That narrows down the search to just one: House Teral. House Teral is in a bit of a rut as it is apparently being constantly targeted by House Ulgo by killing their couriers, sending killiks to attack, and generally being jerks to make sure that Teral is stuck where they are (the reason is a bunch of junk about the inter house politics of Alderaan and I care for it about as much as I care to remember who all the damn houses in A Song of Ice and Fire are – which is to say: Not at all, now kill something!).
Your job on this planet is pretty much “Do whatever House Teral wants” to get you into the summitt. This is mostly putting an end to the constant attacks and improving their position in the hierarchy among the houses by getting the daughter of the head of House Teral and one of an ever growing number of Organa cousins hitched. Seriously, I would love the see the Organa family tree. It’s gotta be like a frickin throw rug.
After you finish with taking care of the mercs and playing love doctor, it’s time to meet at the summit. Here is where you find out about the somewhat completely insane plan of the last Jedi Master: In order for their to peace in the galaxy, Alderaan must be in constant war. I don’t really know where that idea came from, but she has brought out every dirty secret that each of these houses had to use against each other. Luckily I was able to use my inner diplomat to just jedi mind trick the entire room to get them to fall in line (Why is politics hard again?) and starting working to peace. This of course does not make our crazy Jedi friend happy and you duel her with the all too familiar shield/kill choice.
Well now that all the Jedi Masters have been dealt with. Shielded in some cases, or gutted with a lightsaber in all of my cases (What? Like I was going to weaken myself to help them?) It still doesn’t bring you any closer to finding the Sith Lord Vivicar. Or does it? I didn’t really mention it but there were plenty of re-occurring notes being sung by each of the masters during their madness. A planet: Malachor 3. A person: Parkanas. And a great darkness coming.
When you get back to Tython, it’s your old master Yuon that connects the dots. All four of the Jedi Masters plus Yuon and one other named Parkanas, had an expedition to Malachor 3. There they found the spirit of a sith known as Terrak Morrhage, who was mentioned by the noetikons on Coruscant in the prologue. Terrak’s spirit tormented the Jedi and drove them mad, except for Parkanas who remained strong. However, in the attempt to escape Malachor 3, Parkanas became stuck when rescuing one of the others and they left him there to become prey for the sith ghost.
This leads to the the revelation that these attacks were revenge, and that Lord Vivicar IS Parkanas. Using this knowledge, the Consular and Master Yuon try to reverse the shielding to try and get a beat on where Vivicar is hiding. This also sadly causes Master Yuon to turn against you, and begging you to end her life (Naturally you don’t have to). But you find Vivacar’s location, way out in space. And now you alone have to defeat him! All by yourself. And… not with all the jedi… um.. Miss Shan… WHY AREN’T YOU HELPING? What is the Jedi Drizzt too busy sitting in her little room to lend a hand to stop the plaguemaster of a disease that may wipe out the whole order? Well, if I have to make some sort of huge sacrifice because no one thought to send me with back up just because I was the only one with the shielding ritual, YOU ARE TO BLAME MISS SHAN.
Speaking of which. After you slaughter your way through legions of mind controlled Republic soldiers (No, you cannot shield or spare them. There lot is to die.) You face off with Vivicar himself. Of course this leads to the staunch revelation that if he dies, everyone connected to him through the plague will die as well. Hundreds of Jedi he says. Now, is he bluffing? Is this some kind of a Sith trick? Or perhaps you will doom them all? Well, that’s for you to choose. You can shield him, or kill him and damn the consequences.
I said damn the consequences, this dude has put me through 15 levels of pain and he’s gotta burn. This of course is met with praise and reward back on Tython, where I get to record my experiences in my own holocron and get bestowed a title that only six other Jedi ever have received. And all I had to do was kill a bunch of Jedi and one Sith. I am truly the savior of the order.
The first chapter of the Jedi Consular is best described as greater than the sum of its parts. Each planet is pretty much the same thing over and over: find the Jedi and stop them. Similar to how the prologue enjoyed playing “Get the thing” over and over. And on each of the parts alone, I’d rank this down there with the second chapter of the Trooper storyline. A lot of meh. However, a funny thing happens when you view the chapter as a whole. It’s not a tiring search for the same thing over and over. It’s a mystery story. Throughout the chapter you get bit by bit more information as to what these Jedi have in common, the true nature of what happened on Malachor 3, and who Parkanas was.
The Dark Plague is also used incredibly well, since it’s actual nature is never fully fleshed out. You don’t see it manifest in people the same way twice beyond the repetition of the coming darkness, and tortured visions of the events on Malachor 3. In fact, it’s not till the end that you actually find out what the full extent of the plague is when Vivicar reveals that it siphons each infected Jedi’s power into Vivicar. It especially got played with on the last two planets, where no one knows if the Jedi have the plague or not (Alderaan is the best about keeping it ambiguous really).
The Light/Dark choice pretty much was continually the question of whether to sacrifice your own potency to shield the affected, or simply kill them. Good cases are made for both many times like on Taris, where they killed an entire troop and tried to blow up the planet ( …Again), and while I haven’t tested it with a light side character, it does appear that Vivicar actually calls you out on your actions. More so than the Jedi Council does, which usually ends up being a “You couldn’t save them? Oh darn.” Even when you kill your master, it’s treated with “Well, she did ask for it. Guess that makes it okay.” I got more scolding from them for prideful remarks like claiming I was the best more than killing their ‘d00dz’. But who knows. I didn’t expect to see so many faces from the Jedi Knight chapter one to make a re-appearance later, so maybe they’ll turn up again (or not in the case of my dark side sage who kills without provocation).
So overall, the chapter was actually really enjoyable. But the enjoyment didn’t really come until the end of the chapter, so keep that in mind.
The following is an actual NPC Conversation triggered wandering around Anchorhead on Tatooine.
Customer: Hey! This droid you sold me is a piece of junk! I want my money back!
Jawa: No refunds! You keep!
Customer: But it’s busted! Stupid thing’s vocabulator broke down as soon as I got home. Won’t say a word now!
Jawa: Vocabulator not broken! Is feature!
Customer: A feature? Don’t give me that! What good’s a protocol droid if it can’t even talk?