The Secret Truth Revealed: Gnome Jedi
Some believe the Jedi originated as a secular cult of humanists pushing Eastern religious beliefs on unsuspecting Christian children in hopes of corrupting them and bringing their souls closer to Satan, who they did not believe in because they were secular humanists. These people are morons. However, here at the Land of Odd, we have discovered new and shocking evidence that proves within a reasonable proximity to the proverbial shadow of a doubt, that Jedi originated not from some cult, or whatever the heck the Expanded Universe has blabbed on and on about. No, you see, we have discovered from ancient Jedi statues scattered across the galaxy that the original Jedi were in fact… GNOMES.
As you can see, this ancient Jedi statue depicts not a kneeling Jedi, but a very, VERY, short Jedi. With cartoonishly large feet and a ridiculous hairstyle. And who else do we know that is short, has ridiculous proportioned body parts, and has really weird hair?
That’s HARE, you dolt. No, I am of course speaking of World of Warcraft’s own gnomes. You see, the original homeworld of the Jedi wasn’t Tython. That’s just where the order was created. The first Jedi originally arose on Azeroth! But of course they just called it magic. They didn’t know what the Force was, or anything about the M-words your blood stream. They just thought it was hocus pocus. Just like the Jawa “shaman” on Tattoine. Want more proof? Gnome warriors get a lightsaber at level 3!
Of course, both the Jedi and the Sith will seek to suppress this powerful new knowledge for their own reasons. Mostly because everyone hates gnomes, regardless of what galaxy you live in.