Okay, We Get It. Blood Elves Are Evil.
Location: Saltheril’s Haven, Eversong Woods
Back when The Burning Crusade was the next big thing, there was a lot of talk about the Blood Elves. They originally had scrawnier models that looked weak, so Blizz buffed up the models to look like… well… models. The other concern was with their attitude. Were the blood elves bad enough muthas to actually belong to the Horde. Blizzard’s answer to this? To make blood elves as evil as humanly possible. They were magic crack addicts, they stole holy power from a quasi-angel-deity-thing, they used slave labor, and they would exploit every single opening their enemies left to them. Heck they were so underhanded that even their leader turned around and back-stabbed them.
But when I first played a blood elf, I had my own reasons for thinking they were pure evil. Granted, I was a warlock, so I just rolled with it. The tip off was hidden deep within Saltheril’s little party pad. If you wander past Salthy and in to his little pavilion/house/hut/fab-pad, you’ll find an honest to goodness palantír from the Lord of the Rings. While this wouldn’t be the first time Warcraft has borrowed from LotR, this is the first time a player race just hasn’t artifacts from it lying about the house the way you would a coffee table book or Hummels.
The only thing that makes this worse is the fact that the palantír seems to be permanently channeling Sauron and his ever Visine-starved eyeball. So essentially, even the most party orientated elf in Eversong Woods is rocking a constant video chat with the most evil being in Middle-Earth. Not entirely surprising when Prince Kael’thas (who much like Princess Leia somehow never ascends the throne despite the fact that they are the only remaining members of the royal family) is making deals with one of Warcraft’s equivalents of the devil.
I wonder what other completely evil beings are making contact with the elves of Eversong? Is Hexxus helping burn the trees? Maybe Chernabog is chilling at the top of Duskwither Spire? Maybe Miley Cyrus is hiding out at the East Sanctum?